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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']"Dwight" wore red chucks in Sin City, so I can't say anything bad about hers. :lol:

I'm sure you can find several banana variations earlier in this thread, likely within the first few pages. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but I'm tired, lazy, and my hands are, shall we say, sticky. ;)

That horse pr0n is too hot. :drool::drool: ;)
 
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You lazy bitch. ;)
 
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You lazy bitch. ;)[/QUOTE]

How many of those were posted by me in the first place? :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']How many of those were posted by me in the first place? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Just the big one, at least within those two pages. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just the big one, at least within those two pages. :lol:[/QUOTE]


That's all? Aw, I'm losing my touch.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Yeah, but I'm tired, lazy, and my hands are, shall we say, sticky. ;)

That horse pr0n is too hot. :drool::drool: ;)[/QUOTE]

I find you masturbating to a hand drawn picture of a giant horse penis to be the single most disturbing thing ever. I would rather visualize .... just about anything else.
 
[quote name='Kayden']I find you masturbating to a hand drawn picture of a giant horse penis to be the single most disturbing thing ever. I would rather visualize .... just about anything else.[/QUOTE]

I'm not good at visualizing anything, so his hand drawn visual aids really help me out. :joystick: :lol:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Just about *no, I don't think we need that link, thanks* else, eh?

nfsa.[/QUOTE]

Oh hell no. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Now someone explain to me why I felt the need to click on that link, knowing full well how wrong it would be. :lol: :whistle2:| :cry:
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Just about *no, I don't think we need that link, thanks* else, eh?

nfsa.[/QUOTE]

I'm at work so I'm not even going to bother, but I know its something that I would get banned for.

Why the fuck did I get banned for posting a link with 18 warnings before it and this little douche posts animal porn in every other thread and no one even comments on it?
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'm at work so I'm not even going to bother, but I know its something that I would get banned for.

Why the fuck did I get banned for posting a link with 18 warnings before it and this little douche posts animal porn in every other thread and no one even comments on it?[/QUOTE]

I didn't do the banning, so take that up with the mod in question.

Tiphireth, any more links like that, labelled NSFA, NSFW or whatever, and I think you'll have a nice little time out from CAG.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh hell no. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

Now someone explain to me why I felt the need to click on that link, knowing full well how wrong it would be. :lol: :whistle2:| :cry:[/QUOTE]

Dare I ask what it was?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I didn't do the banning, so take that up with the mod in question.

Tiphireth, any more links like that, labelled NSFA, NSFW or whatever, and I think you'll have a nice little time out from CAG.[/QUOTE]

Righto.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Dare I ask what it was?[/QUOTE]

It was some sort of dolphin looking thing ... pleasuring himself. This included the use of a certain toy.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It was some sort of dolphin looking thing ... pleasuring himself. This included the use of a certain toy.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, don't even click on it, it's pretty gross.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Yeah, don't even click on it, it's pretty gross.[/QUOTE]

Nothing to click on, so that won't be a worry, now will it?
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Nothing to click on, so that won't be a worry, now will it?[/QUOTE]

You got to it before I did.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I got my copy of Beautiful Girls today, along with a bunch of other stuff from my DDD order. 15 year old Natalie Portman here I come! :drool: :lol:[/QUOTE]

Beautiful Girls?! It has fucking ROSIE O'DONNEL. -2 die, bitch. :bomb:

Oh, yeah, I have to ask- You know those Brinks commercials, with the mother, and the daughters in the basement, and the dumbass criminal who breaks the window and runs off? I've always thought the blonde daughter wasn't too bad, even with the fakey scared expression. I wonder if there's a still picture of her somewhere..
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Beautiful Girls?! It has fucking ROSIE O'DONNEL. -2 die, bitch. :bomb:

Oh, yeah, I have to ask- You know those Brinks commercials, with the mother, and the daughters in the basement, and the dumbass criminal who breaks the window and runs off? I've always thought the blonde daughter wasn't too bad, even with the fakey scared expression. I wonder if there's a still picture of her somewhere..[/QUOTE]

Natalie more than makes up for Rosie. :lol:

I have no idea what you're talking about ...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Natalie more than makes up for Rosie. :lol:

I have no idea what you're talking about ...[/QUOTE]

I have to disagree. While Natalie could make up for, say, Whoopie Goldberg, nothing can make up for Rosie O'Donnel. Seriously, you could have the most bad-assed action flick, with Bruce Campbel wielding double shotguns complimented with Mac 10's facing off against the Master Chief, while the hottest lesbians hump each other in the back ground, directed by Tarantino. But if it features Rosie, even if she's killed, that film will still suck. ( Still a movie like the one I described, minus Rosie, would be the best movie in the world. )

You haven't seen the commercial, where the two guys pull up in a van dressed like postal workers, note that it seems like nobody's home, and the guy riding shotgun walks up to the house, pulls a crowbar out of the package, andbreaks the window. An alarm goes off, and we cut to a family doing laundry int he basement. The daughters freak out, and the mom shuts the door as Brinks calls on the phone, and affirms everything is okay. One of the daugters is a pretty blonde who stands off to the side looking scared while the mother hugs the other daughter.

They're on constantly.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I have to disagree. While Natalie could make up for, say, Whoopie Goldberg, nothing can make up for Rosie O'Donnel. Seriously, you could have the most bad-assed action flick, with Bruce Campbel wielding double shotguns complimented with Mac 10's facing off against the Master Chief, while the hottest lesbians hump each other in the back ground, directed by Tarantino. But if it features Rosie, even if she's killed, that film will still suck. ( Still a movie like the one I described, minus Rosie, would be the best movie in the world. )

You haven't seen the commercial, where the two guys pull up in a van dressed like postal workers, note that it seems like nobody's home, and the guy riding shotgun walks up to the house, pulls a crowbar out of the package, andbreaks the window. An alarm goes off, and we cut to a family doing laundry int he basement. The daughters freak out, and the mom shuts the door as Brinks calls on the phone, and affirms everything is okay. One of the daugters is a pretty blonde who stands off to the side looking scared while the mother hugs the other daughter.

They're on constantly.[/QUOTE]

I'd have to disagree. In fact, I'm not sure Rosie is even worse than Whoopie. :lol:

I don't watch much tv, and when I do it's usually disney, espn, or [as]. :oops:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd have to disagree. In fact, I'm not sure Rosie is even worse than Whoopie. :lol:

I don't watch much tv, and when I do it's usually disney, espn, or [as]. :oops:[/QUOTE]

Whoopie is revolting to the extreme, but Rosie still tops her. Especially with the ad I saw in EW for a new show or movie called 'Riding the Bus With my Sister', in which she plays herself: a childish retard. Seeing that beluga in children's clothing makes me want to vomit.

Maybe someone can get me a still from that commercial to show you. :)

And for other sinister uses, naturally. ;)
 
Natalie Portman TOTALLY steals the spotlight in Beautiful Girls. She had the best dialogue not to mention she practically had almost all the guys who interacted with her considering some jailtime.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Natalie Portman TOTALLY steals the spotlight in Beautiful Girls. She had the best dialogue not to mention she practically had almost all the guys who interacted with her considering some jailtime.[/QUOTE]

She's the only reason to watch the movie ... simply brilliant. And so fucking hot. :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot:

I'm partial to 12 year old Natalie if only because it was the first time I saw her (and she was great in Leon as well). But 15 year old Natalie is a sight to behold. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She's the only reason to watch the movie ... simply brilliant. And so fucking hot. :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot:

I'm partial to 12 year old Natalie if only because it was the first time I saw her (and she was great in Leon as well). But 15 year old Natalie is a sight to behold. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Either of you want to post a pic of her from the movie? :)
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Either of you want to post a pic of her from the movie? :)[/QUOTE]

I could screen cap it, but you have to understand how much her character increases the hot factor. I mean, she's not exactly showing the goods or anything like that.

Which reminds me, I also got Closer today. I smell double feature! :twisted:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I could screen cap it, but you have to understand how much her character increases the hot factor. I mean, she's not exactly showing the goods or anything like that.[/QUOTE]

I think I can manage. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
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Of course, she was actually 15 ... still:

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]

'*sob.* Subby-poo.. You're breaking my heart.'

I have to say, she was better looking in Phantom Menace. :lol: 17 she was, right?
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']'*sob.* Subby-poo.. You're breaking my heart.'

I have to say, she was better looking in Phantom Menace. :lol: 17 she was, right?[/QUOTE]

With the makeup and all? Not so much. You'd apreciate her move if you watched the movie, Rosie and all. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']With the makeup and all? Not so much. You'd apreciate her move if you watched the movie, Rosie and all. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'll think about renting it when I get back home. I can get that with Aliens, Destroy All Humans and Advent Rising.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']I'll think about renting it when I get back home. I can get that with Aliens, Destroy All Humans and Advent Rising.[/QUOTE]

:cool:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:cool:[/QUOTE]

I submit that a rental list like that cannot get much more badass. Maybe add Army of Darkness, Pulp Fiction and V, but I have limited capital.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It hasn't been seen enough times for one page:

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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Just about as close to perfect as you can get. :cool:[/QUOTE]

I don't think that's one of her better shots. I think the close of her during the final conversation in which she's flirting with the guy is the best one. She gives those 'come hither' eyes. :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I don't think that's one of her better shots. I think the close of her during the final conversation in which she's flirting with the guy is the best one. She gives those 'come hither' eyes. :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:[/QUOTE]

Yes well Tip was asking for a cap and I just grabbed one from her first scene. I didn't have time to find the best one. I might have time tomorrow ... and a new sig. :drool: :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You know who else got hot?

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:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

That's Ruthie, if you can't tell. :lol:

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:drool: :drool: :drool:[/QUOTE]

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:I'd so hit it when she gets legal :lol:

Course, I WOULD hit 12 year old Natalie Portman ;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']You're an evil man and if theres a hell you're going to be very warm...[/QUOTE]

If you wouldn't hit that then you've obviously never seen the movie. :lol:

By the way during that scene she's telling an older man to wait 5 years so they can be together. (her character is 13, but she was actually 15). If that's not hot then you're not a man. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']She just doesn't do it for me at any age.[/QUOTE]

I don't understand you at all. :? :lol:

Sure I'd prefer green (or even blue) eyes, and she's a little short. But other than that ... :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot: :drool: :hot:

And I'm not just talking about her appearance.
 
[quote name='Kayden']The hottest woman I can think of off the top of my head is Kate Beckensale. :drool:[/QUOTE]

One of my friends has Kate as his #1. She wouldn't make my top 20, maybe even 50. :lol:

Though recently (last weekend) that friend asked me "if you could rape one person who would it be?" I didn't name anyone (not a fan of rape), but his answer was James King. It seemed like he had put a bit of thought into it, so maybe I should alert somebody. :lol:
 
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