The hell is that awful song on those YTMNDs? I didn't like emo when the punk rock kids were getting into it 8 years ago, but it never sounded like that shit. Elton John could probably take that band single-handedly, whoever it is.
Batista pulled a tricep? Get the Mystery Machine over to WWE headquarters, stat! They'll pull the mask off of Batista to reveal Kevin Nash lurking underneath! "If it wasn't for you meddling kids, I would have had the gold FOREVER, see!"
I'm not totally sold on Edge/Cena. For starters, I don't like the work of either, and a match between them will not sell me a PPV; further, they need to address Cena's tweener status by either working to change it for the better, or turn him heel. Someone reviled by half the crowd fighting as the "good guy" won't sell PPVs, IMO. OTOH, Cena needed to drop the belt, and although it's disheartening that the WWE is taking such desperate measures to make the fans boo for someone they're cheering (Kurt Angle cut a promo last night saying that he hopes the US loses the war in Iraq; that's

ing appalling), Edge winning is a surprise, a good storyline arc, and it's nice that WWE is acknowledging Cena's dwindling popularity. A person not announced in the title match leaving with the title simply reeks of Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania IX, however.
If you find that you absolutely hate Raw tonight, may I recommend "Rollergirls" on at 10PM on A&E? I've seen one episode, but not only are the girls totally hot (if you like genuine, whiskey-soaked violence), but it's more of a documentary-style show than a "reality" show. I'm looking forward to it tonight, and now that MNF is off the air for now (and football is over for this Bengals fan), some of you notorious channel-flippers should try to watch this. Personally, I'm cheering for "Blanche Davidian."