You've been a good guard, Nicholas. Fair and strong. I want to reward you with this chocolate kiss. Throw it over!
Then it would smoosh... we wouldn't want that. Looks like London Bridge is falling down!
Soccer players are pussies. You see guys take a dive in other sports, but soccer is the only sport you see people fall and just roll in agony, only to see that no one even came close to them in the replay.