Eastbound & Down was epic this season. Such a great show with so many fantastic lines:
"Yeah, I’m sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didn’t go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic, spiritual quest that ended in failure."
"Stay in school, fight the power and don’t do drugs. Unless of course you’re doing ’em with me. Never turn down free drugs."
"Down there I fought and ed my way to becoming the greatest gringo that country has ever seen."
"The road has been paved with dickheads, backstabbers, and pains in the in’ ass... but memories were made, allies were had, pole-smokers were toppled, and the truth was discovered."
"Yeah, I’m sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didn’t go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic, spiritual quest that ended in failure."
"Stay in school, fight the power and don’t do drugs. Unless of course you’re doing ’em with me. Never turn down free drugs."
"Down there I fought and ed my way to becoming the greatest gringo that country has ever seen."
"The road has been paved with dickheads, backstabbers, and pains in the in’ ass... but memories were made, allies were had, pole-smokers were toppled, and the truth was discovered."