The "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" OTT

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']see I couldn't go there... since I have to sit down to pee as well. But there you go.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but you don't have to tuck dangly bits back to get them in the bowl...

...at least I hope not.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Yeah, but you don't have to tuck dangly bits back to get them in the bowl...

...at least I hope not.[/QUOTE]
no need to fear, I do not.
But what fun is it to pick on Kayden when he's not even here?
 
In any case, there's nothing preventing ladies from going to the loo standing up. It just takes a bit of wrangling and aiming, same as the other side of the gender fence. Any nutty feminist website can tell you this.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']no need to fear, I do not.
But what fun is it to pick on Kayden when he's not even here?[/QUOTE]

Well...if you use his name enough in conjuction with descriptions of depraved sex acts, search engines will rank such posts higher, so when people search his name they'll believe he's a deviant.
 
[quote name='jmcc']In any case, there's nothing preventing ladies from going to the loo standing up. It just takes a bit of wrangling and aiming, same as the other side of the gender fence. Any nutty feminist website can tell you this.[/QUOTE]
why the hell would I want to pee standing up?
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']No, random is:

GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP-SHIT!

A daisy tasty! Butterfly marshmellow supreme![/QUOTE]

You just made god cry you know.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']why the hell would I want to pee standing up?[/QUOTE]

To show the patriarchy what's what. Duh.
 
Anybody have any idea why "cheap" in your custom rank turns into $$$$$? I for the life of me cant imagine why but Im sure there is some logic Im just not seeing.
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Anybody have any idea why "cheap" in your custom rank turns into $$$$$? I for the life of me cant imagine why but Im sure there is some logic Im just not seeing.[/QUOTE]

Don't you know, it's considered a bad word here. Shh...
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Don't you know, it's considered a bad word here. Shh...[/QUOTE]

I dunno. I tried to figure out if it could conflict with other ranks or help you look like something your not but if you think about it, you cant level UP with it, only down since you gotta be at 1k to get customs anyway

"Cheap ass newbie" or some such fakeage
 
[quote name='crazytalkx']:rofl:
I thought it was a fake link..........[/QUOTE]
In light of my 2 year anniversary here, haven't you learned that you do NOT underestimate me! :rofl:
 
Godfuckit Banky! I'm stuck singing "m-m-m-my vagina" to the tune of My Sharona now because of that link.
 
So did any OTTers get in on the DDD 20% off sale so far?

Oh yaeh, now fucking thank you jmcc....now I got "m-m-m-my vagina" also stuck in my head.
 
Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.
 
[quote name='Zer0']Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.[/QUOTE]
Well, at least you're consistent...
 
[quote name='Zer0']Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.[/QUOTE]
welcome to the OTT ;-)
 
[quote name='Zer0']Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.[/QUOTE]
probably half my posts involve breasts, so don't feel bad.
 
[quote name='hiccupleftovers']Man this OTT seems to be going slow.[/QUOTE]

Probably because everyone was to busy trying to take my head.

And with that, I'm out. Looks like everything has finally settled.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You should try to increase that ratio.[/QUOTE]
did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?
 
Alright! This OTT just got a hell of a lot more interesting. Less fighting, arguing, and soap operaing (not a word I know) and more talk and breasteses.:D
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?[/QUOTE]
Anytime.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?[/QUOTE]

The court system rarely agrees with your suggestion. We live in an unfair world, eh?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?[/QUOTE]

Ill carry your breasts if you ll carry my :censored:

And of course I mean shoes ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?[/QUOTE]
Or, upon further review...

I feel your pain.

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[quote name='AngellicLulu']hm, I don't really know what else to say about breasts? I mean I see mine all the time, they get kinda boring.[/QUOTE]
You should dress them up. Little paper hats and lots of makeup.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Oh I know. I did one of those random name generators to name my breasts.... they are Abercrobie and Fitch.[/QUOTE]

Serious question, for ladies in general, I suppose: do you have a favorite out of the two?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Serious question, for ladies in general, I suppose: do you have a favorite out of the two?[/QUOTE]
hmm if I had to choose it would be Fitch cause it has a cute mole on it. But I really don't play favorites.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']hmm if I had to choose it would be Fitch cause it has a cute mole on it. But I really don't play favorites.[/QUOTE]
Are you sure it's not just a third nipple?
 
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