the new and improved hottest girls thread *56k beware*

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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just a few more (bump):

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Wow. I can't believe what a little hottie she has turned into...
 
Here it is folks, the most controversial thing posted on CAG. DCFOX's rankings of the girls listed in this thread thus far. The list is in descending order starting from the hottest to the not so hot. Only girls who had their pics posted were considered. Anything after a hypen is just my personal note.



Edit: everybody else is bumped down 10 spots. They're now reserved for Zhang Ziyi

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8234/jenniferconnelly0316009iu.th.jpg
http://img313.imageshack.us/img313/9018/scarlett251680x10500kd.th.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v714/ABandt/Stacy/Babe%20of%20the%20Year/23.jpg
http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5093/me838salmahayek0090xg.th.jpg
http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/7059/keira0ah.th.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5969/mo116vt.th.png
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8163/mandymmoorrr13b16806fj.th.jpg
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/4209/ct8858lh.th.jpg - ecuth
http://katebeckinsale.fanhost.com/gallery/albums/albums/magazines/miscellaneous/normal_012.jpg
http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/4066/wi26mm.th.jpg
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/550/ayumicleavage6le.th.jpg
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4781/keeleyhazell4yy.th.jpg
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/7963/se03043us.th.jpg - shan.e
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3234/kimsmiths5s0110242rv.th.jpg
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3950/mila156bz.jpg
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1507/adrianalima0194rj.th.jpg
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1499/dieugly0ml.th.jpg - mitsu
http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/7294/ayumybepcag6dl.th.jpg
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9066/418ok.th.jpg - le
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/6057/jadehsu28as.th.jpg
http://img428.imageshack.us/img428/797/aria9153qh.th.jpg
http://img7.imagevenue.com/loc58/th_722_jessicaalba220050409033646.jpg -biel
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5548/sig8ml.th.jpg -barbie
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5853/268zk1ox.th.jpg -azusa
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9179/chisatomorishitachisato0202413.jpg
http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/7717/sazervisuelcag006sq.th.jpg -sayaka
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/360/bh074ir.th.jpg - barton
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/200/taylorrain1076xg.th.jpg
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/2738/aki603dn.th.jpg
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3474/akiranana7ot.th.jpg
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/6034/skye8mw.th.jpg
http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/2237/lunalane29ek.th.jpg
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/415/desktop6le.th.jpg - mt
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/724/19big6mt.th.jpg -mel
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4871/193843804l5wc.th.jpg - vasq
http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/3721/a11a305sazerx5gr.th.jpg - mami
http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/1192/willow0fp.th.jpg
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']MT that low? You bitch. :bomb: ;)[/QUOTE]

she'd be even lower if i had posted some camila sodi. sadly, i can't find any new pics of her :cry:


also, barbie scares me
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']MT that low? You bitch. :bomb: ;)
At least JC and SJ are up top.[/QUOTE]
It may not be a problem for you, but Michelle still looks like a kid to me. ;) It'll be a while before she looks like a women. And when it does happen, I expect her to climb up a few places. But I'm surprised you had no problem with me throwing Hannigan at that the bottom of my pile.
 
[quote name='dcfox']It may not be a problem for you, but Michelle still looks like a kid to me. ;) It'll be a while before she looks like a women. And when it does happen, I expect her to climb up a few places. But I'm surprised you had no problem with me throwing Hannigan at that the bottom of my pile.[/QUOTE]

Pfft. That's part of her charm. The other part being that she looks like a dead kid. ;)

Anyway, Skye is only 17 and you ranked her higher. fuckin' pedo. :roll:

And I didn't say anything about Alyson because I actually hadn't made it that far through the list yet and CAG died before I could put in an edit. :lol:
 
How has Zhang Ziyi not been mentioned? I'm too lazy too look for pics right now, but I think that should be an obvious choice since she both looks good and is fully capable of beating the crap out of all of us at once.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']How has Zhang Ziyi not been mentioned? I'm too lazy too look for pics right now, but I think that should be an obvious choice since she both looks good and is fully capable of beating the crap out of all of us at once.[/QUOTE]

She's more cute than "hot" ... but yeah I would have though dc would have mentioned her just so he could place her at the top of his bullshit list. :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']How has Zhang Ziyi not been mentioned? I'm too lazy too look for pics right now, but I think that should be an obvious choice since she both looks good and is fully capable of beating the crap out of all of us at once.[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna agree with subbie here. She's more like 'little sister aww how cute!" cute than "zOMG I wanna make bahbies w/ her!" I don't find her sexually attractive at all. She just doesn't seem to have any sexual charm to her (and that's after having seen many of her more sexually-tinged movies such as 2046).
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I'm gonna agree with subbie here. She's more like 'little sister aww how cute!" cute than "zOMG I wanna make bahbies w/ her!" I don't find her sexually attractive at all. She just doesn't seem to have any sexual charm to her (and that's after having seen many of her more sexually-tinged movies such as 2046).[/QUOTE]

Come on, she has to score points for being so limber
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Come on, she has to score points for being so limber[/QUOTE]

Nah, you can get that with any normal run-of-the mill hot ballet dancer/gymnast/yoga enthusiast but her face doesn't say 'sexy' to me. It says, 'Aw, she's like a cute lil sister that I wouldn't have thoughts of sex with'. Sorry, Ziyi, has no sexual flavor to me.
 
I think this "Michelle Trachtenberg" looks a hell of a lot like Skye Sweetnam.

skye-sweetnam.jpg
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Just a few more (bump):

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in all honesty and not exaggerating, this girl looks like a more boring version of my girlfriend.

This girls face is a little long and her nose isn't very good. Also, my girlfriend's eyes are nicer and a little sharper.

who is this?
 
[quote name='Sleepkyng']in all honesty and not exaggerating, this girl looks like a more boring version of my girlfriend.

This girls face is a little long and her nose isn't very good. Also, my girlfriend's eyes are nicer and a little sharper.

who is this?[/QUOTE]

She was Buffy the Vampire Slayer's lil sister. Also, more recently she starred in Eurotrip as a twin who made out with her brother and then as a ice-skater in the chick flick Ice Princess.
 
[quote name='Mike23']I think this "Michelle Trachtenberg" looks a hell of a lot like Skye Sweetnam.

skye-sweetnam.jpg
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A little bit ... did you watch RFR when Skye was on? I did. :lol:

Actually, I used to watch it all the time. :oops:



Feel free to post more canadians, though I've taken care of the best ones already. ;)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She's more cute than "hot" ... but yeah I would have though dc would have mentioned her just so he could place her at the top of his bullshit list. :lol:[/QUOTE]


I've thought about posting her earlier, but it would have been blasephemous to have mentioned her in the same thread that thinks MT is beautiful. Also, list edited :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I'm gonna agree with subbie here. She's more like 'little sister aww how cute!" cute than "zOMG I wanna make bahbies w/ her!" I don't find her sexually attractive at all. She just doesn't seem to have any sexual charm to her (and that's after having seen many of her more sexually-tinged movies such as 2046).[/QUOTE]
Choke on a fig you mother fucking bastard :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']More Zhang Ziyi...











I think she is great. :)[/QUOTE]
:applause::applause: You're a good man with great taste Guile. :applause::applause:


 
[quote name='dcfox']

I've thought about posting her earlier, but it would have been blasephemous to have mentioned her in the same thread that thinks MT is beautiful. Also, list edited :lol:[/QUOTE]

You little bitch. :lol:

[quote name='dcfox']Choke on a fig you mother fucking bastard :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:[/QUOTE]

:lol: :applause: :cool:
 
[quote name='TUBAPRO1']Butterface, at least from where I'm from, is a girl with a very oily face. You can look at her face and see that it looks greasy or shiny.[/QUOTE]

Well over here in the big city a butterface means, everything on her is fine but her face. ;)
 
[quote name='Ziv_Zulander']Well, we got Japan and China down. Any other oriental delights?[/QUOTE]

There are a few nice Koreans out there ... but I'll leave that to someone else. :lol:

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Zhang Ziyi is pretty. Always use to think she was fine.

And about that girl from buffy, aint she about 12 years old ?:shame:[/QUOTE]

She's 20. And it wouldn't matter either way. :twisted:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']There are a few nice Koreans out there ... but I'll leave that to someone else. :lol:[/QUOTE]
I don't watch Korean movies all to often, more like never, but I think Yeo-jin Ha was fairly attractive. It's a shame she's only been in one movie.

 
[quote name='neocisco']Zhang Ziyi will still be beautiful in 20 years. 98% of the other women in this thread...not so much.[/QUOTE]

Only because she's asian. They tend to keep longer, but then they lose it all at once. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Only because she's asian. They tend to keep longer, but then they lose it all at once. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Do you wake up one day and wonder who the woman is lying next to you?:)

Heather Locklear and Diane Lane have held up pretty well. The former has probably had some enhancement, though.

BTW, pics of Vanessa Marcil and Tiffani Thiessen NOW!
 
[quote name='neocisco']Do you wake up one day and wonder who the woman is lying next to you?:)

Heather Locklear and Diane Lane have held up pretty well. The former has probably had some enhancement, though.

BTW, pics of Vanessa Marcil and Tiffani Thiessen NOW![/QUOTE]

Diane Lane looks pretty bad ... this was brought up in the last thread.

Still, asian women seem to not age at all between about 15 and 40+. And then all of a sudden they look like the crypt keeper. :lol:


I don't have any Vanessa or Tiffani handy, sorry.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Too bad about that shitty music, right? Totally ruins it. :cry:[/QUOTE]

Dude, that's like saying a porn star is ugly because you disagree with her choice of profession.
 
Diane Lane lol, no comment. She is fine tho, but again no comment on some other issues.

Anyway, i dont get the asian 20+ years comment, you aint making no sense. All women age the same, it all depends on how they living, it has nothing to do with their race or whatever.
 
[quote name='Mike23']Dude, that's like saying a porn star is ugly because you disagree with her choice of profession.[/QUOTE]

Country music I have a problem with. Porn, not so much. :lol:

[quote name='U2K Tha Greate$t']Anyway, i dont get the asian 20+ years comment, you aint making no sense. All women age the same, it all depends on how they living, it has nothing to do with their race or whatever.[/QUOTE]

It's just something I've noticed ... maybe I'm completely off but in many cases it seems to be true. Maybe it has to do with their diet or something. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I almost sigged that second pic a while back. :cool:[/QUOTE]


she's one of those multiracial girls = amazingly hot
 
[quote name='dcfox']Choke on a fig you mother fucking bastard :bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:[/QUOTE]

:lol::applause:

I don't here you refuting my claims... do you perhaps have a sister you 'like' in an unconventional fashion? :whistle2:s :lol:;)

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's just something I've noticed ... maybe I'm completely off but in many cases it seems to be true. Maybe it has to do with their diet or something. :lol:[/QUOTE]

No, it's true for the most part. The same could be said of the guys. My relatives, age wise, look like their late 20 something until they hit 40 or so. I'm 28 and I still get carded whenever I go clubbing (including just tonight). And when I've brought this up w/ my asian friends, they agreed after thinking about it. It's genetics, what can I say?:lol:;):cool:
 
[quote name='Ikohn4ever']she's one of those multiracial girls = amazingly hot[/QUOTE]

You got that right! I said it before and I'll say it again, Kristen Kreuk is amazing.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']:lol::applause:

I don't here you refuting my claims... do you perhaps have a sister you 'like' in an unconventional fashion? :whistle2:s :lol:;)
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What do you mean that? It's perfectly natural to share a bed with your siblings ;)

But I'm surprised you don't find Zhang Ziyi sexy. And your comment about 2046, I think the problem might lie in the fact that the movie downplays everything. The movie relys alot on subtleties and the focus is more on what isn't said and what wasn't done. Atleast that's my opinion. If you want sexy, watch Zhang Ziyi in Flying Daggers (even though the movie is crap) or Crouching Tiger. That one scene where Chow Yun Fat confronts her at Jade Fox's hideout while it was raining is burned into my memory :lol:
 
[quote name='dcfox']... That one scene where Chow Yun Fat confronts her at Jade Fox's hideout while it was raining is burned into my memory :lol:[/QUOTE]

And your tv I'm sure. You really shouldn't leave it paused like that for days on end. ;)
 
One of my all-time favorites from the internet...

Angela Devi (most of her pics are NSFW so searching at work in not recommended)



*dreams about Angela Devi and Vida Guerra* :drool:

Shes has implants, which I usually hate, but overall she is one of my favorites. She and Vida are built similarly. :bouncy:
 
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