The Official Simpsons Quotes Thread

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!"

(What?... This is a what?.... oh a Simpsons quote thread, my bad)

"Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!"
 
Homer when Lisa sabotages his barbeque and pushes his roasting pig away from the party, ends up flying then lands in the dirt and rolls into the water IIRC:

"It's a little bit airborne its still good is still good....I'ts a little bit dirty its still good its still good....its a little bit wet its still good its still good....do'h"
 
"Suspect is driving a................car."


*bart walks up to smokey the bear* "Only who can prevent forest fires? (Bart presses a button labelled "you") You've pressed "you", referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you!"
 
Homer checking answering Machine (after Bart switches tapes): "[FONT=&quot]♫[/FONT] Hello mother, hello father...here I am....in Camp Grenada...[FONT=&quot]♪[/FONT])

Homer: "Marge....Is Lisa in Camp Grenada?"

:rofl: everytime
 
[quote name='LinkinPrime']Homer when Lisa sabotages his barbeque and pushes his roasting pig away from the party, ends up flying then lands in the dirt and rolls into the water IIRC:

"It's a little bit airborne its still good is still good....I'ts a little bit dirty its still good its still good....its a little bit wet its still good its still good....do'h"[/quote]

Its just a little slimy, its still good, its still good....

Give it up Home-boy, that piggy's gone...

ddohhhhhh....
 
[quote name='Kayden']Its just a little slimy, its still good, its still good....

Give it up Home-boy, that piggy's gone...

ddohhhhhh....[/quote]

That's right! It's been so long since I've seen that episode, I didnt kill it too bad ;)
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Wha? That one was just on a few days ago...
"It's still good! It's still goo-"
"It's gone."
"I know."
[/anal][/quote]

:roll:



:p
 
Get your paws off me you dirty ape!

He can TALK!?!
He can talk? He can talk! He can talk? He can talk!

And I can SIIIIIINNNG!
 
OP, I find your optimism/naivete in thinking that folks on this website could read (much less abide) by a thread's rules...well...hee hee...funny.

Marge: "Homer, God only asks for one hour out of your life, every week."

Homer: "Then He should have made the week an hour longer...lousy God!"

[only the Simpsons could pull that one off!]
 
"You sir, are worse than Hitler!" *slap*

the DMV boss to Homer after he takes the blame for smoking two cigs in the DMV office. sad part is, I remember when people actually said that about smokers. :roll:
 
Barney: "What about us braindead slobs?"
Lanley: "You'll be given cushy jobs!"

And I have to also post this since it hasn't been posted:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We dooo!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We doooo!
 
Is that stat right crotch? Wow if only MS could get 1/5 of their 360 owners to buy the HD-DVD add-on.

"Oh look a can-dy bar wrap-per.". Data is the shit. Why doesn't Groening feature him more?
 
Well I was originally referring to Next Gen Wars but then VGCharts said they're more accurate. Well it's either of these #'s it makes me wish more 360 owners would buy the add-on. I'm buying it.
 
Agent: When I say, "hello mr. thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.

Agent: Hello mr. thompson

Homer: I think he's talking to you.
 
[quote name='Sarang01']"That's damn fine coffee you got here in Twin Peaks.".[/QUOTE]


"and damn good cherry pie!"


oh man, can't believe this thread gone on so long without this classic:

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

"Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"

"I... don't... know..."
 
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
 
"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ahh, I see you've played knifey-spooney before."

----------------------

"I'll have a coffee."

"Beer?"

"Coff-ee."

"Bee-eer"

"C-O-F-F-E-E"

"B-E-E-R"
 
Just saw this one last night...

Homer and Cletus role-playing...

Cletus: "Pa, I cut my finger on the screen door again."
Homer: "Why you cotton-pickin'!!!" *strangles Cletus*
 
Mein bratwurst has a first name; it's F-R-I-T-Z...
Mein bratwurst has a second name; it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N...
 
Homer: "Are you like one of those English guards who can't smile or move?" *makes noises and faces at guard*
Marine: *punches Homer in the face* "No, sir! US Marine Corps, sir!"

****

Homer: "Look! I'm in Australia, I'm in America! Australia, America! Australia, America!"
Marine: *punches Homer in the face* "Here in America we don't put up with that kind of crap, sir!"
 
Is this the untimely end of Milhouse

But Milhouse is my name

But I thought I was the only one

A pain I know all too well

So this is what its like when doves cry
 
Money gets you one more round, so drink it down, you stupid clown. Money gets you one more round, then your out on your ass!

And my all-time favorite:

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, my groin!"
 
*yo yo demonstration assembly in school auditorium*

"I question the educational relevance of this."

"Hey it will give them a good memory to think about when they're pumping gas for a living."
 
Duff Man: *watering lawn* That brown patch needs a little H2O! Oh yeah!
Moe: Let's see how you like a sticker over your face, Duff Man! *slaps sticker over Duff Man's face*
Duff Man: Duff Man can't breathe! Oh no!
 
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