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[quote name='JStryke']Built a shelf a couple days ago for my 360 games that said it could hold 107 dvds. Running out of space, I count what I have on and it's 97. That's not counting the 30 or so I have on the side of my entertainment center. When the hell did I get that many 360 games?[/QUOTE]

See? With all the money you save not having a girlfriend, you now have a kick-ass vidyagame collection, which further solidifies your chances of being a virgin until the day you die! It's a vicious cycle, but damn, look at all those games!
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']See? With all the money you save not having a girlfriend, you now have a kick-ass vidyagame collection, which further solidifies your chances of being a virgin until the day you die! It's a vicious cycle, but damn, look at all those games![/QUOTE]

It's funny you mention this actually. Went out for dinner tonight (didn't have milk for mac n cheese), and was doing some thinking. I was wondering if the reason I claim to be asexual is not because I really don't have an interest in sex/dating, but more so because I'm actually afraid.

Maybe I just think this stuff through way too much and need to live in the moment (a lot) more often.
 
News Hour reported tonight that in Indonesia they're testing a new drug based on a natural remedy that is a male birth control with no side effects! You take the pill and it changes the enzymes in the head of a sperm so it cannot pierce the egg.

They say with initial trials, it's been 100% effective, had no side effects, had no effect on male harmones, and approx two months after trial participants stoped taking the pill they regain full fertility.
 
I wish basil grew better in my garden. I don't have the right soil nutrient balance for it. I had a great salad for dinner and it would've been even better with fresh basil.
 
[quote name='Chika']I wish basil grew better in my garden. I don't have the right soil nutrient balance for it. I had a great salad for dinner and it would've been even better with fresh basil.[/QUOTE]

Wishing you could make an all natural male birth control pill?

I really hope Temps "package" gets here tomorrow so I have something to do. I doubt it, but it gives me something to hope for and renews my faith in humanity.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']Wishing you could make an all natural male birth control pill?

I really hope Temps "package" gets here tomorrow so I have something to do. I doubt it, but it gives me something to hope for and renews my faith in humanity.[/QUOTE]

No, I just wanted a tastier salad.
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So Temp sent you his "package"? Won't his wife be jealous?

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Speaking of Temp, since you found out you're allergic to your gun cleaner, why didn't you wash your hands before touching your package in the first place? I mean, unless you were using it as lube. But, still. If some part of my body were *that* important to me, I'd wash my hands before I touched it. I mean, I wouldn't stick my hands down Frosty's pants after I got home from work, before I washed my hands. I use all sorts of chemicals and dyes at work; I wouldn't want them on his package. I like to protect my investments, or something.
 
[quote name='Chika']I wish basil grew better in my garden. I don't have the right soil nutrient balance for it. I had a great salad for dinner and it would've been even better with fresh basil.[/QUOTE]

Do you mean basil or "basil"
 
[quote name='sdclippers']Do you mean basil or "basil"[/QUOTE]

Basil.

[quote name='Eviltude']I don't think you realize how good of a sex lubricant gun lubricant is. Really good.[/QUOTE]

He said gun cleaner, not lube.
 
[quote name='Eviltude']They give that shit away at gun shows. You just have to navigate through all the murderers.[/QUOTE]

Usually, when I hear guys talk about gun shows, they're flexing their biceps:)
 
I flex my penis when I talk about gun shows. Usually because my penis is always holding a gun with its tiny arms.

The package won't be there by tomorrow. I mean, I DID send it first class, but come on, it's the postal system we're talking about.

As for not washing my hands before touching my dick, the chemical in question that I use evaporates fast, so it's not like my hands were soaked in it. I guess whatever residue was left behind did it. Plus, I was only taking a piss. It seemed strange to wash my hands before doing it instead of after.
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']This guy talks about his dick a lot...[/QUOTE]

yup.

[quote name='Temporaryscars']Not by choice! I'm forced into it with chika's rash obsession.[/QUOTE]

i was talking about the rash. you're the one talking about your pepe.
 
Well that's where it was!

Technically, I'm supposed to use gloves with that cleaner since it causes cancer if absorbed into the skin, but fuck it, being old sucks anyway.
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']Well that's where it was!

Technically, I'm supposed to use gloves with that cleaner since it causes cancer if absorbed into the skin, but fuck it, being old sucks anyway.[/QUOTE]

well, i hope you get cancer of the penis and die young, then. mazel tov!
 
Lol well speaking of dicks, last week I pissed on my own chest because I accidentally released my shirt, which ended up blocking the urine and redirected the flow towards my chest. Good thing it happened at home tho. Ok no more dicks.
 
[quote name='giantqtipz']Lol well speaking of dicks, last week I pissed on my own chest because I accidentally released my shirt, which ended up blocking the urine and redirected the flow towards my chest. Good thing it happened at home tho. Ok no more dicks.[/QUOTE]

We have a winner. Congratulations. When can you start?
 
[quote name='Temporaryscars']We have a winner. Congratulations. When can you start?[/QUOTE]


THIS. :lol:

Mak, get on it. Draw up the papers, we have a winner.
 
[quote name='sdclippers']Crap. Would you protect the community or would you go to comic con[/QUOTE]

Find a hobo, give him a shotgun, go to Comic-Con. Both problems solved.
 
Let me take a moment to explain "The Move." Men know exactly what their bowels are up to at any given second. And when the time comes to empty the cache, a sequence of physiological events occur that can not be stopped under any circumstances. There is a move men make that involves simultaneously approaching the toilet, beginning the body turn to position ones ass toward said toilet, hooking ones fingers into ones waistline, and pulling down the pants while beginning the squat at the same time. It is a very fluid motion that, when performed properly, results in the flawless expulsion of shit at the exact same second that ones ass is properly placed on the toilet seat. Done properly, it even assures that the choad is properly inserted into the front rim of the toilet in the event that the piss stream lets loose at the same time; it is truly a picture of coordination rivaling that of a skilled ballet dancer.
 
[quote name='georox']Find a hobo, give him a shotgun, go to Comic-Con. Both problems solved.[/QUOTE]

I just might consider that.
 
And now the "Taken out of context quote of the night". Brought to you by @cagmanthing and Y100.

[quote name='Chika']...I mean, I wouldn't stick my hands down Frosty's pants after I got home from work...[/QUOTE]
 
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