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you know you made a good hot dog when You go to take a bite out of it and juices squirt out burning the inside of your nose. It really burns though. :whistle2:(
 
I'm wondering how many more times in USC highlights with John Booty as QB, will Ms. Booty be referenced. I was hoping the first time I heard that song at a frat party I would never have to hear it again, but apparently God hates me.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']I'm wondering how many more times in USC highlights with John Booty as QB, will Ms. Booty be referenced. I was hoping the first time I heard that song at a frat party I would never have to hear it again, but apparently God hates me.[/QUOTE]

I believe the song is titled "miss new booty"
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's fuckin' boring in here.[/QUOTE]

well maybe if you threw that party we would have something to do. :cool:
 
[quote name='dcfox']While I can't answer your question, here's a little interesting tidbit about human meat :drool::drool::drool:[/QUOTE]

Time for Saucy Jack's random facts:

I remember reading a book about the history of dogs. In many cultures, both modern and ancient, it was or is common for dogs to be part of a regular diet.

Apparently, according to people that have tasted dogs, certain breeds have flesh that tastes like beef. I remember reading that Chihuahua flesh is likened to hamburger meat, and that Collies taste like a steak.

Weird...

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's fuckin' boring in here.[/QUOTE]

I hear you about life being boring tonight. If I could, I'd head over there and be bored with ya. :lol:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']I hear you about life being boring tonight. If I could, I'd head over there and be bored with ya. :lol:[/QUOTE] Awwwwww. :) :lol:
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']I got my first airsoft gun today. I think this is going to be the beginning of a long and fruitful affair with toy guns.[/QUOTE]
You gotta get the airsoft replica of the Robocop Beretta.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Awwwwww. :) :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Don't get any funny ideas. :D

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']You gotta get the airsoft replica of the Robocop Beretta.[/QUOTE]

Everyone needs one of those. I have to get one someday. Oddly enough, when I was at the grocery store, I saw a cap gun that was shaped exactly like the RoboCop gun, except it was camouflaged and had the orange tip on the end. I almost wanted to spend the $1 on it and paint it black, but I figured that would be extremely half-assed.
 
Went to a state fair today, I got footage of sheep fucking. Well, more like rape since they were all males and they just started tryin to corn hole each other.

Video to follow.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Went to a state fair today, I got footage of sheep fucking. Well, more like rape since they were all males and they just started tryin to corn hole each other.

Video to follow.[/QUOTE] Is that really necessary? :puke: :lol:
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Went to a state fair today, I got footage of sheep fucking. Well, more like rape since they were all males and they just started tryin to corn hole each other.

Video to follow.[/quote]

Let me just get it out there and be the first to say 'what's the holdup'? ;)
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']Let me just get it out there and be the first to say 'what's the holdup'? ;)[/QUOTE]

Tip's being a baaaaaaad boy. :lol:
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']I got my first airsoft gun today. I think this is going to be the beginning of a long and fruitful affair with toy guns.[/QUOTE]

I was into airsoft guns 2-3 years ago, It got too expensive, then I got old enough to get real guns. Talk about expensive.
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']I got my first airsoft gun today. I think this is going to be the beginning of a long and fruitful affair with toy guns.[/quote]

What sort was it? 'Cause if you bought a cheap springer, I'll come and club you over the head with my real SKS. :lol:
 
[quote name='DT778']hey ryles in the madden league when you played against the dolphins did he just do run plays?[/QUOTE]

I'd say maybe 75% of the time.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']While we're dreaming, I'll take this package.[/QUOTE]

That gun isn't powerful enough. :lol:

Pretty cool. What is it, exactly? If it says what it is in the video, I'm sorry. I don't have my speakers on.


Anyway, that's interesting. Hmm... what the hell do I want for Christmas?
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']While we're dreaming, I'll take this package.[/QUOTE]It won't load. Is it as good as the Beretta Xtrema, the gun that makes you a magical southern shotgun maestro?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']That gun isn't powerful enough. :lol:

Pretty cool. What is it, exactly? If it says what it is in the video, I'm sorry. I don't have my speakers on.


Anyway, that's interesting. Hmm... what the hell do I want for Christmas?[/quote]
It's an HK G3, an old, proven and very sweet assault rifle derrived off the German Mp-something from WWII who's name escapes me. The grenade launcher's a HK79, I believe. Here's another video of the launcher: http://www.hkpro.com/video/HK79A1.mov

The rifle itself fires .308, which is plenty powerful. :lol:

[quote name='jmcc']It won't load. Is it as good as the Beretta Xtrema, the gun that makes you a magical southern shotgun maestro?[/quote]
Oh god, the fucking Xtrema. I can only imagine how many people saw the demonstration and immediately thought they could become fucking Neo. Not to mention the fact that Xtrema is as stupid a name as the "JatiMatic" SMG or "Ultimax" LMG.
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']It's an HK G3, an old, proven and very sweet assault rifle derrived off the German Mp-something from WWII who's name escapes me. The grenade launcher's a HK79, I believe. Here's another video of the launcher: http://www.hkpro.com/video/HK79A1.mov

The rifle itself fires .308, which is plenty powerful. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Why don't we just get you a jetpack, some bulletproof vests (which I bet you already have), and a tank? ;) :lol:

Seriously, that's a pretty cool rifle and grenade launcher. Where would you use them if you had them?
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Why don't we just get you a jetpack, some bulletproof vests (which I bet you already have), and a tank? ;) :lol:

Seriously, that's a pretty cool rifle and grenade launcher. Where would you use them if you had them?[/quote]
Nah, no vests. No need, they're fairly expensive. :lol: As for a tank... Eh. The military'd be on my ass so fast I wouldn't be able to drive it. Must less shoot it. You know, since I haven't the slightest clue on how to drive one a' them beasts. ;)

The G3's pretty common, just semi auto. Obviously used at the range. As for the launcher, since you have to pay $200 tax on each grenade itself, aside from the price of the actual unit (along with dealing with the BATFE) I'd just use flares and practice rounds.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Just got back from Jackass

dear....god...[/QUOTE]I heard they make Bam cry at a few points during the movie. That almost makes me want to see it.
 
Hmm. 1:30 has both Simon Sez and Lord of Illusions. Do I want creepy Clive Barkery or Rodman and Fat Hacker Monk team-up?
 
[quote name='jmcc']Hmm. 1:30 has both Simon Sez and Lord of Illusions. Do I want creepy Clive Barkery or Rodman and Fat Hacker Monk team-up?[/QUOTE]
you should watch gimmerman.

segal and a wayans is pretty sweet.
 
[quote name='punqsux']you should watch gimmerman.

segal and a wayans is pretty sweet.[/QUOTE]Not in my line-up. I wish there was some Seagal on, though. He breaks so much furniture.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Not in my line-up. I wish there was some Seagal on, though. He breaks so much furniture.[/QUOTE]
and i believe he's a widower 17 times over.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Anyway, that's interesting. Hmm... what the hell do I want for Christmas?[/QUOTE] I haven't actually asked for anything specific in years. The last thing I asked my parents for was a plane ticket, to go spend the holidays with my family in Texas instead of them. We have never had a Christmas in this house. We moved in 5 years ago.

EDIT: Punq? Where the hell did you come from? :lol:
 
[quote name='punqsux']and i believe he's a widower 17 times over.[/QUOTE]Out For a Kill would be great right about now. He gets up in the middle of the night to check on a car alarm (not his, it's miles away) only to have his wife exploded by Triads seconds later.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Out For a Kill would be great right about now. He gets up in the middle of the night to check on a car alarm (not his, it's miles away) only to have his wife exploded by Triads seconds later.[/QUOTE]
the "special effects" of the explosion of his house were so terrible...
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']
EDIT: Punq? Where the hell did you come from? :lol:[/QUOTE]
originally, Buffalo, New York
 
[quote name='punqsux']originally, Buffalo, New York[/QUOTE]I was kind of referring to the fact that you hadn't posted in 4 months. But of course you knew that. :lol:

Going to sleep now. Night, OTT.
 
[quote name='punqsux']the "special effects" of the explosion of his house were so terrible...[/QUOTE]God yes. And even worse, the blue screened outdoor shots a few scene's later. The actors were just looking up, too.
 
[quote name='6669']Welcome back, punqy!

On a side note, its 1:20 am and I'm drunk.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure if a side note can be longer than the main one.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']Man, I was wondering where you have been.[/QUOTE]
i've just been working and junk mostly, no where particular.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I was kind of referring to the fact that you hadn't posted in 4 months. But of course you knew that. :lol:

Going to sleep now. Night, OTT.[/QUOTE]
indeed i did know that

[quote name='6669']Welcome back, punqy!

On a side note, its 1:20 am and I'm drunk.[/QUOTE]
thanks ^^
 
[quote name='punqsux'] i've just been working and junk mostly, no where particular.[/QUOTE]
you here to stay or are you gonna vanish again punq?
 
[quote name='Tiphireth']What sort was it? 'Cause if you bought a cheap springer, I'll come and club you over the head with my real SKS. :lol:[/quote]

Smith and Wesson SW40F. I know it's just a toy but I have to start somewhere before my girlie allows the fun stuff in the house.
 
[quote name='cochesecochese']Smith and Wesson SW40F. I know it's just a toy but I have to start somewhere before my girlie allows the fun stuff in the house.[/quote]

Why wouldn't she? Y'all have a fundamental right to self defense, and an argument can be made for having a rifle to be part of your civic duty to keep the gub'ment in check. ;) Plus, get her into shooting, it's fun for the whole family. Took my 11 year old sister to the range today, she got amazing groups for her age with a .22 target pistol.
 
Hmmm...I've got a couple one and a half pound packs of ground chicken in the freezer. I'm thinking of doing some chicken burgers tonight (Sun). Any suggestions of anything good to put in them???
 
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