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I'm so happy that they're starting to treat AJ seriously again. Except this time, there are a bunch of great wrestlers for him to compete against. This is making me enjoy TNA again.
 
I hope it works out. I still think that given Angle's age and health issues that AJ is the best wrestler they have. Throughout the years he's had phenomenal (haha) matches against pretty much everyone they've put him up against.
 
Man, y'all need to watch or d/l the newest "Legends of Wrestling" episode. They talk about the worst gimmicks of all time, laugh heartily about the Shockmaster, come clean about the Gobbledy$$$$er (Patterson throws Vince under the bus on that one), laugh at Dusty Rhode's yellow polka dots, and most amazingly (shows you when this was taped), Michael Hayes acts appalled about WCW's original (and very, very, very, very, VERY, VERY racist) concept for Harlem Heat/Ron Fuller.

Michael Hayes also blames Terry Taylor for the failure of the Red Rooster - but is he right?

Awesome show overall. One of my favorite WWE programs.
 
[quote name='ThatDamnDave']Not only did they mention she was a wrestler, but they name dropped WCW specifically.

I suppose to establish some credibility before she was jobbed out. ;)

Did he have a towel and chewing gum with him?[/quote]

If there is one wrestler's shadow it would be very difficult to break out from, it's Curt Hennig's. He was perfect.

[quote name='Sporadic']Really? Pacman & all of the b "celebrities" haven't pushed you past a 1.0 rating or sold tickets.[/quote]

It seems like TNA is following WCW 1999's formula that lead to the death of WCW.

[quote name='neocisco']Did he throw a 70 yard pass, pause and then run to catch it himself?[/quote]

Or bowl a perfect game while sporting the Jheri curl.
 
Largely uneventful, but fun show tonight. The divas title match being decided by a GOLD STAR ON A POLE match was right out of TNA, in a bad way, but I'm looking forward to seeing the new belt, and to see Natalya hold the gold. Sal-Santino was quite dreadful, but comedically enjoyable due to Kimmel not tripping up Santino for the finish (which they replayed!) and then hitting Santino with stomps so light that they make Herb Abrams' offense look like Stan Hansen's. Mick's "Vince hasn't thrown this much money away since signing Goldberg" was fantastic.

Quotes -
(fans boo)Vickie - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE…(fans boo more) IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU…(fans boo louder) IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU…EXCUSE ME! IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE, THE MAN WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR BANISHING THE UNDERTAKER FROM THE WWE AND THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, EDGE!
Edge (with drink) - Here’s to the entire family - Chavo, Bam, Zach, and Curt. Especially here in LA, where people smile to your face then stab you in the back - you guys are the real deal. I couldn’t ask for a better group of friends than you guys. And to my special lady, I heard the kid from Jerry Maguire is in the audience, but with all due respect to him, you complete me. And speaking of me, I’d like to congratulate myself - this past Sunday, i did something that no one else has been able to do. I ended the career of the Undertaker! Not only that, but I became the new world heavyweight champion! But don’t feel bad for him, because, I did him a favor. If he had managed to beat me, I would have hunted him down and beaten him so viciously he would have left the WWE as a shell - this way, he got to leave with some dignity. He lost the TLC to the master of the TLC match, he lost to one of the greatest, if not THE greatest superstar In the history of the WWE! He should thank me! So everybody, a toast to the dead man! May he rest in peace. (lights go out) GOTCHA! YOU ALL FELL FOR IT! HAHAHAHAHA! I’m sorry, I had to do it! You know, life works in mysterious ways. As something dies, something else blossoms. Honey…
Vickie - I have an announcement to make! IN FIVE WEEKS, on July 11th, Edge and I will be pledging our love in holy matrimony RIGHT HERE ON SMACKDOWN! (Batista comes out) WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?
Batista - Relax, it’s not what you think. I don’t understand why you didn’t invite me to the party - I like to party. I wanted to come out here and wish you the best and wish you luck in your wedding. You two really deserve each other - from the bottom of my heart, I hope you two live happily ever after! I’m just kidding, I HOPE YOU HAVE UGLY LITTLE KIDS AND MAKE EACH OTHER MISERABLE!
Edge - Is that all you came out to say!?
Batista - Actually, there’s one more thing. Last week, I said I was gonna challenge the winner of the TLC match, and that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Vickie - I was going to announce this later, I’ll tell you right now - you want a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP match? Well, you’re not gonna get one, because you need to remember that I don’t take orders, I GIVE THEM! And if you wanna match, you’re gonna have to earn it, so tonight, you will have a match - an 8 man tag match. Edge, Chavo, Hawkins and Ryder versus you and three partners of MY choosing!
Edge - Oh and Dave, you better hope that you win or get drafted, because if you don’t win, you’ll never get another title match against me AGAIN!
Foley - I’m sure Vickie will pick an all-star team for Batista.
Cole - Is Sal ready for Santino tonight!?
Foley - Or any of us…
Foley - What’s Palumbo doing in Hornswoggle’s lair?
Foley - My back’s hurting from carrying you each week.
Foley - Vickie’s ongoing abuse of power continues.
Cole - We saw the damage the train…chain did last week!
Cole - Cousin Sal gets to realize a lifelong dream tonight - WRESTLE ON SMACKDOWN!
Foley - It’s a realization of all of our dreams, tonight…
Show - I guess my shot at America’s Next Top Model is out - sometimes when you go into these extreme rules matches, you don’t come out looking like you did when you went in. I’m now the number 1 contender to the ECW Title (fans cheer) Thank you! That Singapore cane match was a challenge, but now I’m onto an even bigger challenge in Kane - he’s a champion for a reason, he’s dominant…(Mark Henry comes out)
Cole - IT’S THE WORLD’S STRONGEST MAN, MARK HENRY, MICK!
Henry - A few weeks ago, you said that I should pick on somebody my own size, then ya wrestled in a match with sticks! (clips air of Show’s injury) That don’t look like championship material to me.
Show - You know, Mark, even with a bad eye, I can see that you are full of it. There’s nothing between you and I but air and opportunity (he breathes) AND THERE WENT ALL THE AIR!
Foley - Santino vs. Sal - THE BATTLE OF THE GIANTS IS TONIGHT!
Cole - There’s Rick Rubin - I wonder what he thinks of Deuce and Domino’s theme music.
Foley - Hey Michael, remember a few weeks ago when I mentioned the electronic fart machine?
Cole - …yes…
Foley - Since the fart people sent me a great package like that, I wonder if Disney will send me something for mentioning how much fun I had at Disney world…
Cole - WHAT!? Why don’t you talk about the Great Khali!?
Vickie - I am a pioneer, like the Fabulous Moolah, who held the women’s title for over 27 years. Unfortunately, this show doesn’t have its own women’s title, but that’s going to change - we’re going to crown a diva’s champion!
(as Sal comes out)Foley - If this is the price we pay for getting Roddy Piper, I’m willing to pay it.
(as Sal shows off his singlet)Foley - I said this match would set SmackDown back by 10 years, I apologize, it’s only been set back 9 years.
Cole - What’s Sal thinking here?
Foley - I have no idea what he’s thinking, or what the production staff is thinking for that matter.
Cole - Santino giving up his body to Sal…
Foley - Why don’t you make fun of Sal for his lack of coloring? You’re making fun of me for not using make-up at the table. At least I don’t have a Jillian Hall mole.
(after he does a suplex)Cole - COUSIN SAL, SURPRISING THE WORLD!
Foley - Cousin Sal, the ratings-killer.
Foley - That’s your legacy, Roddy!
(after Kimmel limply kicks and fails to trip Santino)Cole - ONLY ON FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN! (then they replay the botched ending)
Cole - LOOK AT JIMMY KIMMEL PUT THE BOOTS TO SANTINO!
Edge - Chavo, since I’m gonna be your uncle Edge, could you be my best man?
Chavo - Yeah, man!
Cole - The first diva to climb the pole and grab the gold star will be able to compete for the diva’s championship.
Foley - Michael, Layla hates my wardrobe just like you, so I guess that’s one thing you two have in common.
Foley - Michael, Maryse told me that she takes issue with how you pronounce her name - it’s “Malyse”.
Cole - Mick, how cool was Michelle McCool as the guest host of the Best Damn Sports Show Period!?
Foley - She’s always McCool.
Cole - Mick’s just registering to show you how to do it - he’s ineligible as a WWE employee.
Foley - Yang has taken me under his wing - if he can help me register… am I really disqualified for being a WWE employee? How about this - instead of calling his match, I’ll just tell a bunch of bad jokes. Maybe then I’ll get fired.
Cole - You’ve been doing that for weeks!
(on Kozlov)Foley - I’m trying to think of what I’d do against this man in my heyday, if I had one, and I’m coming up empty.
(on Million Dollar Mania)Foley - Vince McMahon hasn’t throw away this much money since he signed Goldberg.
(after Batista’s first two Vickie-picked partners come out)Foley - Well…Nunzio and Funaki are former cruiserweight champions…
Foley - Earlier, Edge stated that Vickie completed him - in this day and age, should people really be quoting Tom Cruise?
Cole - BATISTA IS UNLOADING ON LA FAMILIA!
Foley - AND UNLOAD HE DOES!
 
I still don't like the name "Natalya." I get it, "Nattie" is too cute a name for a heel, but Natalya doesn't even come close to rolling off the tongue. However, I possibly understand way they used it. When she turns face, they'll crop her name, and she'll become "Nattie." Hopefully, if they have any common sense.
 
well boys im off for the weekend. i want plenty of posts on the clusterfuck of the TNA ppv.

predictions on what i know:

joe retains
angle loses to aj
lax over 3d
something fucks up jay lethals marriage
kaz over lil petey pump

if theres anything else i dont know...
 
Well, it's been a while but I'm heading to the RoH PPV tapings tonight. I'll be sure to have plenty of caps with spoilers and bold text for everyone when I return..........................................................
 
[quote name='Midnite']Well, it's been a while but I'm heading to the RoH PPV tapings tonight. I'll be sure to have plenty of caps with spoilers and bold text for everyone when I return..........................................................[/QUOTE]

Looks like you had a fantastic show.

Holy shit about the Roderick Strong/Erick Stevens match.

Match was "ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL" (in a good way). Both men lost teeth and bled a ton. Apparently Erick Stevens broke some ribs.
Strong wins
with a superplex off of a 20 ft. ladder through a pair of tables.
 
[quote name='Sporadic']Looks like you had a fantastic show.

Holy shit about the Roderick Strong/Erick Stevens match.

Match was "ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL" (in a good way). Both men lost teeth and bled a ton. Apparently Erick Stevens broke some ribs.
Strong wins
with a superplex off of a 20 ft. ladder through a pair of tables.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that match was crazy, lot's of holy shit moments and some "please don't die" chants. I would have to say the weakest match was the six man between Sweet and Sour vs Delirious, Pelle, and Albright but we did find out what was in Pearce's case
NWA World Title
.

Match of the night hands down goes to Age of the Fall vs Aries and Danielson. This match was even better then Black vs Nigel.
At the end of the match, the crowd was cheering for Black as the next world champ and the look on his face was priceless, he carried that match

When this PPV airs, I do recommend it.
 
[quote name='Midnite']Yeah, that match was crazy, lot's of holy shit moments and some "please don't die" chants. I would have to say the weakest match was the six man between Sweet and Sour vs Delirious, Pelle, and Albright but we did find out what was in Pearce's case
NWA World Title
.

Match of the night hands down goes to Age of the Fall vs Aries and Danielson. This match was even better then Black vs Nigel.
At the end of the match, the crowd was cheering for Black as the next world champ and the look on his face was priceless, he carried that match

When this PPV airs, I do recommend it.[/quote]

Good gravy, that sounds delicious. :drool:
 
[MEDIA]http://youtube.com/watch?v=v8PLkjfwZvU[/MEDIA]

One of my favorite tribute videos. Dedicated to, the one and only, Mitsuharu Misawa.
 
When I read the taping results, I said, "Who the fuck is Evan Bourne?". Then I looked at the opponent and realized it was a follow up to last week and I figured out who it was.
 
How are they going to explain thje name change when they called him Matt Sydal last week?

Oh yeah... they're not.

I didn't read the spoilers. Can anyone post the SD and ECW matches?

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My Slammiversary picks:

King of the Mountain: Samoa Joe

TNA X-Division Championship: Kaz

TNA World Tag Team Championship: LAX

AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle: Angle

Roxxi, ODB, & Gail Kim .VS. The Beautiful People (Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, & Mickie Knuckles): The Beautiful People

Awesome Kong over whomever she faces.
 
I forgot about the TNA PPV.. sweet. You guys really think Kaz will go over Petey? On the one hand, Petey just got the belt.. on the other hand, Kaz has been given a bunch of semi-pushes lately. He deserves to get finally get SOME kind of gold. Has he ever been X-champ before? I'm pretty sure he has, right?
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Petey's injured, and yes, Kaz held the X title once during the weekly PPV days.[/quote]

Oh, I didn't know that. Did he get injured during tapings? Also, you really think Angle is going over AJ? AJ needs the win a lot more.. and Angle is injured. Seems dumb to give him the win after they've built up AJ to be a worthy, but very angry competitor.

Btw, pretty sweet tribute video chase. Good job. :D

About Bash poster: You guys ever think you'd see Punk standing next to HBK, Triple H, Batista, and Cena? Wow... just wow.
 
[quote name='JaytheGamefan']fucking awesome Misawa MV, thanks! What's the song used throughout most of it? The one with "If I lay here, if I just lay here..." in it.[/quote]

With a little aid by Wikipedia, the song is "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol. :D
 
[quote name='PhrostByte']Oh, I didn't know that. Did he get injured during tapings? Also, you really think Angle is going over AJ? AJ needs the win a lot more.. and Angle is injured. Seems dumb to give him the win after they've built up AJ to be a worthy, but very angry competitor.

Btw, pretty sweet tribute video chase. Good job. :D

About Bash poster: You guys ever think you'd see Punk standing next to HBK, Triple H, Batista, and Cena? Wow... just wow.[/QUOTE]

He was injured a month or so ago. I forget how it happened.

Angle should get the first win, because the heel basically has to in order for the feud to continue. If AJ beats Angle tonight, where does Angle go from there?
 
[quote name='Matt Young']He was injured a month or so ago. I forget how it happened.

Angle should get the first win, because the heel basically has to in order for the feud to continue. If AJ beats Angle tonight, where does Angle go from there?[/quote]

Well he needs to take some time off anyway.. but considering he doesn't... How about this - Angle lost his belt, his girl, and now he gets beat by AJ. This makes Angle into a nervous wreck who starts fucking up everything. He starts losing matches left and right and stays out of the title picture for a while. He can fade into obscurity and eventually have a triumphant return, possibly get his belt back. AJ needs all the wins he can get if he can get out of the CC/AA shadow and into the title scene as a legit contender.

btw thanks ZForce.. I'm probably gonna watch that stream tonight.
 
Petey hit the destroyer so hard, it glitched the stream for a second! Awesome match.

I'm glad you were right about Petey. Kaz looked extremely strong there, too.
 
What I liked about that was Abyss's mask. It's good to know that when deranged freaks get admitted to asylums, they give them matching color masks to match their jumpers.
 
Yep, that was a solid bout by Kaz/Petey.

And is it just me, or does
Abyss's new mask
look really weird? I dun like it. :whistle2:(
 
Yeah ZForce.. once again what you gave us is pretty awesome. I usually download the shows the day after they air but it's cool to watch it live since I aint doin anything tonight.
 
[quote name='PhrostByte']What I liked about that was Abyss's mask. It's good to know that when deranged freaks get admitted to asylums, they give them matching color masks to match their jumpers.[/QUOTE]

I further more like how Abyss got out of his asylum exactly "today" and how he managed to get to the PPV just in time for that run in. ;)
 
[quote name='Matt Young']LOL at the LOD guys in the crowd.

They're calling Mickie Knuckles "Moose"? What the fuck?[/quote]

'is weird. I like how she is wearing her Mickie Knuckles gear. I assume that will later be replaced with a picture of a Moose. :lol:
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If they end up calling her "Moose Knuckle," I'm going to quit watching wrestling forever.[/QUOTE]

Is that an threat or an promise? ;)
 
[quote name='mykevermin']If they end up calling her "Moose Knuckle," I'm going to quit watching wrestling forever.[/quote]

Bahaha... "Moose Knuckle." :lol:
 
[quote name='chasemurata']With a little aid by Wikipedia, the song is "Chasing Cars" by Snow Patrol. :D[/QUOTE]

Thanks, and Petey was hurt by a kick from Jimmy Rave during a match on Impact about a month ago.

Petey's talking about the injury on WOL now, he says that TNA took care of him because he doesn't have health insurance, and that a paper cut was more painful than this injury.
 
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