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I actually skipped the entire last segment of Raw in favor of watching Rollergirls (good choice, BTW). So Marty Janetty was totally getting revenge for the barbershop in setting up HBK, or were neither of them in on the setup?
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I actually skipped the entire last segment of Raw in favor of watching Rollergirls (good choice, BTW). So Marty Janetty was totally getting revenge for the barbershop in setting up HBK, or were neither of them in on the setup?[/quote]

I forgot you mentioned Rollergirls in the past. I need to remember that next week. I think I am going to forego RAW altogether next Monday.
 
Truth be told, I paid attention to a few segments, but really only watched the Cena/HHH interview (the crowd booing Cena grabbed my attention) and the Flair/Carlito match (which was pretty fun).

I don't remember much else; oh, I did watch the women's match, hoping for a train wreck, or two weeks in a row of broken bones. I enjoyed Joey Styles quickly explaining that Candace's Barbie-wand wasn't made of *plastic,* but metal (after Trish sold it like a shotgun blast). I also thought they did a decent job covering up the fact that Candace doesn't know how to wrestle. I'm not sure I get the storyline leading up to WrestleMania; namely, the you-tried-to-eat-my-snizz-with-my-pants-still-on-in-front-of-seventeen-thousand-people. That's a weird storyline, and I'm not certain it makes me want to watch wrestling. But, hey, if there's anything that gets the "guys who watch lesbian porn" demographic to pay $50 to see neither lesbians nor porn, then I suppose it's a kindergartener's concept of what oral sex is like.
 
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I don't remember much else; oh, I did watch the women's match, hoping for a train wreck, or two weeks in a row of broken bones. I enjoyed Joey Styles quickly explaining that Candace's Barbie-wand wasn't made of *plastic,* but metal (after Trish sold it like a shotgun blast). I also thought they did a decent job covering up the fact that Candace doesn't know how to wrestle. I'm not sure I get the storyline leading up to WrestleMania; namely, the you-tried-to-eat-my-snizz-with-my-pants-still-on-in-front-of-seventeen-thousand-people. That's a weird storyline, and I'm not certain it makes me want to watch wrestling. But, hey, if there's anything that gets the "guys who watch lesbian porn" demographic to pay $50 to see neither lesbians nor porn, then I suppose it's a kindergartener's concept of what oral sex is like.[/QUOTE]

That match was great... "I have to remind the viewers that Candice's wand isn't made out of plastic... its made out of some kind of METAL!!!!" :lol: You're right, it did look like a shotgun blast, she jumped halfway across the ring after being pummeled with that wand.

The whole Mickie eating out Trish through her pants was just... awkward? I really can't figure out that one.

And please, WWE, I get it, Candice is going to be a Playboy cover girl, please stop reminding me OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Even her logo has a playboy bunny in it now (or was that always there?). I remember, when it came back from commercial and I saw Candice and Torrie, I told my girlfriend "Look, Torrie will say something about being a playboy cover girl" and sure enough, she did, for the 10th time that night.
 
While I can't deny my bizarre sense of humor, I for one, found the Vince McMahon kiss my ass segment hilarious, although entirely too predictable toward the end of it. That's why I really would have had Goldust run down and beg to join the club, something unexpected!
 
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The whole Mickie eating out Trish through her pants was just... awkward? I really can't figure out that one.[/quote]

Why doesn't Vince just start his own porn company and be done with it? Big coroporations invest in it. It would actually be more respectable to do pure porn than halfway doing it on a wrestling show.
 
That's right the whole Kiss My Ass hoopla made me forget that Mickie was trying to go down on Trish. No signs of Trish's "boyfriend" the past few weeks, probably for the best they dropped that angle before it went anywhere. Seriously... how many characters has Trish "dated" in the WWE now. Why not pair her with someone worthwhile, lord knows she can be a heat generating machine when she wants to, or vice-versa for that matter.
 
[quote name='Zenithian Legend']While I can't deny my bizarre sense of humor, I for one, found the Vince McMahon kiss my ass segment hilarious, although entirely too predictable toward the end of it. That's why I really would have had Goldust run down and beg to join the club, something unexpected![/quote]
The best thing they can do with Goldust is to have it be revealed that this whole time, Sharmell has actually been Goldust in drag.

And as far as putting Trish with someone, she and Christian were awesome together. Here's hoping she turns heel again.
 
You know just for the record I read Wade Keller's review of RAW and Vince McMahon should just be so privledge that I did that much as the show really really really sounded like absolute shit. The best match of the night (Carlito vs Flair) according to Keller's review got a SINGLE STAR. Everything else ranged from 1/4th to 1/2th of a star.

I don't think Vince McMahon needs to worry about TNA kicking his ass real soon... I think he needs to start worrying about people just quit watching his product period. RAW is nothing but a LOT of skits while Smackdown as I wrote a day or two ago just can't decide on what they want the product to be as a whole. At least TNA while not flawless you can at least see the company has an idea of what direction they want the product to be going towards and yes its far more exciting to watch as a wrestling fan than what Vince is giving us at the moment.
 
[quote name='Danro']How long does the WWE Fantasy run? Is it a year long thing or less frequent?[/QUOTE]

Each season last a couple of months. Usually they have about a 2-3 week "off-season" then a new season begins usually around the next ppv.
 
Well I finally finsihed watching the Bound For Glory DVD and I have to say...
I actually liked it. It was nice to see wrestling and not 75% bullshit skits and nonsense. TNA was much better than the last time I saw it, that was way back when it first started and I really didn't care for it then.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I'm amazed nobody has YTMNDed that. Its absolutely prime for that site. :lol:[/QUOTE]

No it's not. And it's not even that funny, the joke's been done a million times before.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']did you ever see when he dressed up like Jeff Jarrett?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD6TcUqvHuQ&search=Christian%20Cage%20Jeff%20Jarrett

its the first segment of this epsiode of Impact. If you never saw it, it is hilarious[/quote]

Due to the irregular time TNA episodes are broadcast now, I never see them. I used to be able to catch an episode here or there when it was on Friday at 3pm/4pm on fox sports. Now, my girlfriend usually comes up to see me on weekends, and although she tolerates wrestling fairly well, I doubt she'd really want to spend Saturday night watching TNA.

Although, she may not have a choice on Friday night, since TNA is coming to my hometown of Plymouth for that much hyped house show. Assuming I can get back home again that weekend, I'm gonna have to go. Plus SNME is the night after, alas despite SNME's big return and all, I'm really leaning towards not going to that one, due to the poor quality of WWE's current product.

Just kinda wish Chris Daniels, Jeff Hardy and Raven were on the card for the TNA show. I do really want to see Samoa Joe live though, to see what all the hoopla is about in person.
 
[quote name='Scorch']No it's not. And it's not even that funny, the joke's been done a million times before.[/QUOTE]

"You must be so lonely." -Frank Black
 
[quote name='Scorch']No it's not. And it's not even that funny, the joke's been done a million times before.[/QUOTE]

I've seen far worse on YTMND. Calm down iceboy will ya before you make everyone on CAG frozen cold.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Don't forget, Candice Michelle is going to be on the cover of Playboy magazine![/QUOTE]
Damn, I almost forgot about that. Good thing you mentioned it, I mean its like WWE doesn't even care about trying to promote it...
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Damn, I almost forgot about that. Good thing you mentioned it, I mean its like WWE doesn't even care about trying to promote it...[/QUOTE]

I am very disappointed in the lack of promotion at this event.

So by "on the cover" do they mean completely naked and airbrushed inside the mag? It just seems weird they are hyping up that shes "on the cover" so much.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']I am very disappointed in the lack of promotion at this event.

So by "on the cover" do they mean completely naked and airbrushed inside the mag? It just seems weird they are hyping up that shes "on the cover" so much.[/quote]

On the cover, as in she's the most famous of the naked airbrushed chicks in that particular issue.
 
I wonder how long before youtube gets shut down ala napster... oh well I'm lovin it right now, tons of great shit, including wrestling of course
 
Oh man I love the interviews after the match, hardly anyone in the WWE today can cut an interview like those... DiBiase, he should be in the hall of fame
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Don't forget, Candice Michelle is going to be on the cover of Playboy magazine![/QUOTE]

Rumor on the street is she's going to get nacked.

Though, truth be told, her naked self lies somewhere between "A Unicorn" and "Rob Van Dam's tights" in the list of airbrushed things that I'd be happy to never see again.

Signups for pwtorrents is coming up on March 16 - March 17; I think ODD expressed interest in that.

Y'know how you meet some people on the internet, and their real life personas are nothing like their web persona? The "Holy living fuck I thought you were a hot punk rock chick not a walking stack of hillbilly syphillis trying to jerk me off with your feet with bad taste in music, worse taste in clothes, and worse yet taste for hygiene!" (Um...strictly as a hypothetical)

Well, have no fear: JimmieMac appears to be precisely the same prick in the real world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0m1QCRfhHc

"So, I was fackin' this broad, right?"

My only concern is that you live in the northeast, yet appear to be wearing a San Jose Sharks jersey.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Rumor on the street is she's going to get nacked.

Though, truth be told, her naked self lies somewhere between "A Unicorn" and "Rob Van Dam's tights" in the list of airbrushed things that I'd be happy to never see again.
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Again?
 
Fantastic read, ZL; he seems very at peace with himself and far less bitter and cynical than he had been in years past.

Especially considering that every motherfucker under the sun asks about Survivor Series from 9 fuckin' years ago.

Bret ought to revise his biography and have WWE publish it; that way, people will actually buy it.
 
I really wonder if Shawn has or will try to apologize to Bret in person. If Bret is really as forgiving and understand as he comes off in his interview, I think that Bret really should realize that Shawn is no longer HBK, he's a completely different person (a God fearing man!) and I can't imagine Shawn wouldn't attempt to apologize to Bret in person at the Hall of Fame.

The only thing about the interview I didn't like was he didn't touch on Dynamite Kid more, since DK hates the world and all now, I'd have figured Bret may have had more to say about him.

Didn't Flair take some cheap shots at Hart in his book too? Kinda wonder what Bret's feelings on that are as well. Perhaps Bret is simply not dignifying Flair's stupidity with his own comments, plus the interviewer didn't mention that.

The part about Owen was heart-breaking too. You know damn well that in his mind somewhere, Bret still blames himself for Owen's death.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Well, have no fear: JimmieMac appears to be precisely the same prick in the real world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0m1QCRfhHc

"So, I was fackin' this broad, right?"

My only concern is that you live in the northeast, yet appear to be wearing a San Jose Sharks jersey.[/quote]

I got an email in my account from a guy about the Moving Day story:

We're watching your moving video, and my fiancee says "What kind of person does that?" and laughs... Two seconds later you say "What kind of person does that? I DO THAT!".

I got that jersey their inaugural year and only wear it on days I move and days I play paint ball.

Also, if you hung out in more RAW chats back in the day you would have seen that I'm the same in real life as I am here. Don't act like you hate me either because you know damn well you'd hang out and have a few beers if I lived down the street for you. Actually, let's pretend you live down the street from me because I don't think I could handle livin' in the South.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Also, if you hung out in more RAW chats back in the day you would have seen that I'm the same in real life as I am here. Don't act like you hate me either because you know damn well you'd hang out and have a few beers if I lived down the street for you. Actually, let's pretend you live down the street from me because I don't think I could handle livin' in the South.[/QUOTE]

I don't recall implying that I hate you. I ain't like you, but that doesn't mean I hate you. I also ain't like Demolition Man.

I actually know a few of you; it's the ones that I know are full of shit that need a punch in the mouth.

If I ever end up in the north, I'll buy you a beer.
 
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