While at Coachella, my camping spot was next to a bunch of Australians. As the jokesters my group was, we had a blow up sex doll for each of our cars (four, with names) to put on our antennas to help signify to others whose campsite it was. On the second day, one of our neighbor girls (btw these Australians were
ing ugly, mean to say, but my god they were all hideous) comes over, takes Angelica from my car antenna and proceeds to stomp on her until her head pops.
My brother hulks out and gets angry at what just happened. I just bust up laughing because it took this ugly chick from down under 5 good stomps just to pop a blow up sex doll. My brother then asks why she did it and her response was along the lines of "It's offense to women, blah blah, it degrades me to see something like that when visiting America." I stood up and looked at her and said in the drunkest Randy-esque demeanor "I'm sorry, I thought it was America?" and everyone started laughing, except the Aussies. No southpark in the down under I guess.
I would like to say that the blow up sex dolls were for pure laughter only. While it may be totally inappropriate, we did have a male midget sex doll to balance out the offensive nature of carbon dioxide inflated plastic that barely resembles the human body in any form. I also must make a note that these neighbors of ours were really nice, I had no problems with them. While I do mention how very unattractive they all were (even the males) I do not state this to degrade them in anyway, only to enrich a terrible story about Americans being American.
Gawd, I need my buddy to send me the picture of our campsite, it was white-trash as
. I had two guys in jean overalls with no shoes on, a portable stove on the ground, 3 cooler chests filled with booze, a broken canopy jerry-rigged to a truck and a portable stove cooking coated with pounds of bacon grease. I thought this was America, damn right it is!