The Alicia Foxx wants to bone Masked Lemon Wrestling Thread

I just watched my tape of Lucha Libre USA from last Friday night, and I've got just one thing to say...

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!

That was awesome! I can't wait for next week.
 
RJ Brewer is the best thing on LLUSA. An hate filled whitebread anti-Mexican technical wrestler from Arizona. I imagine if the crowd had more then 10 people in it the gimmick could draw major heat.
 
If that new logo thing is true, and I hope it is, this may be when we finally get a new WWE title. New logo means the belt has to change, so it's the perfect opportunity.

On that note, I've always thought that keeping the scratch logo and just taking the F away was kind of stupid. I'm still amazed they kept the scratch as long as they did.

Thing I was thinking about earlier when debating about WWE On Demand... I'd like some kind of PPV subscription plan. Pay a fee, get all PPVs for less than normal. Even maybe roll it into the OnDemand service, like $25-30 a month, you get the OnDemand plus that months PPV. It was just a random idea I had... ultimately, I'm the audience for OnDemand, but I don't buy PPVs, so I was thinking about what would get me to. Thoughts?
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']It will be flaming, and strongpimphand will be both afraid of and disgusted by it.[/QUOTE]
not afraid...but I am very disgusted by it
 
[quote name='JJSP']LLUSA is on MTV.

Santino has joined twitter at @milanmiracle. Rejoice![/QUOTE]

MTV2, actually. It's on right after Smackdown.
 
[quote name='Chuplayer']MTV2, actually. It's on right after Smackdown.[/QUOTE]

Ah, there's the rub. I don't pay for the tier that Comcast put MTV2 on. Oh well.
 
[quote name='neocisco']Ah, there's the rub. I don't pay for the tier that Comcast put MTV2 on. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

Bummer. Maybe MTV1 repeats it later. I know MTV2 repeats it Saturday afternoon.
 
It says Enigma... not very clear though... almost looks like Urmama heh. So.. I was bored this week and decided to check out all 6 of the wrestling shows, instead of my usual weekly viewing of only TNA. Thus far, I think my most to least favorite shows would go something like this: TNA -> NXT -> ROH -> LLUSA -> SmackDown -> RAW. As far as the big two WWE shows go, especially RAW, I really feel as if it's so incredibly stale and boring. Even with the recent influx of younger wrestlers, such as The Hart Dynasty, the second generation wrestlers like DiBiase and Rhodes, Nexus, it still feels like the same old low-risk high-reward formulaic show that's been airing for about ten years now. NXT, on the other hand, seems to take more risks. Whoever is booking/writing for NXT seems to want to give the wrestlers a chance to let their personalities shine a bit. I guess that's the whole point of the show though... to discover which of the rookies is "most" pro. The one thing that really bothers me about NXT is the wrestlers names. Some are just really stupid... you have Eli Cottontail, Lucky Cannon (and his nemesis Unlucky Cannon, the one that randomly shoots), and Husky Harris, all very stupid names. The wrestlers themselves aren't horrible. They actually vary in styles a bit which is nice. They're given ample room to work the mic and find their niche... many of them are boring, but some definitely seem to have what it takes to make it in the big leagues. Percy Watson is my second favorite so far, right after Kaval. I don't like Percy's name (registers as Purse-y in my mind), but his gimmick and overall demeanor are entertaining.

Good to see Unbreakable 2005 on the best sellers list on shop.tna.com. That PPV was definitely one of my favorites of all time. So many great matches... Raven vs. Rhino was great but the crown jewel of the show was without a doubt AJ vs. Joe vs. Daniels. That match was simply amazing. Speaking of the TNA shop, I see the fan package on there but can't find the regular tickets... anyone know where they are? I checked ticketmaster's site but was only able to find house shows. I've never been to a TNA show before so I don't know how it works... do you get in free after paying for Universal Studios entry? Does this include PPVs? Will my girlfriend be able to meet me in the good seats? I don''t know whether I'm guaranteed good seats by buying into the whole fan package thing.. but I definitely hope that's the case. On the other hand, I'm going to be disappointed if the Hardcore Justice show lacks TNA wrestlers... it'll kinda feel like a ripoff going to a TNA show and not actually seeing TNA wrestlers.
 
Thanks, OnyxPrimal. I still need to scream at Comcast for doing something to AMC. I turned it on to watch the premiere of Rubicon a few minutes ago but all I get is a blank screen. :bomb:

I think Hardy's shirt says Umaga. It's a clue!!!
 
When did Eric Young join the Straight Edge Society?

neocisco: Umaga?!!??!! OMG IT'S THE BIGGEST ACQUISITION IN TNA HISTORY! IT'LL CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY FOREVER!
 
[quote name='neocisco']Thanks, OnyxPrimal. I still need to scream at Comcast for doing something to AMC. I turned it on to watch the premiere of Rubicon a few minutes ago but all I get is a blank screen. :bomb:

I think Hardy's shirt says Umaga. It's a clue!!![/QUOTE]
Maybe it's a tribute, since unless there's another guy playing Umaga they're gonna have to go dig him up in the cemetery.:cry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Fatu
 
[quote name='PhrostByte']When did Eric Young join the Straight Edge Society?

neocisco: Umaga?!!??!! OMG IT'S THE BIGGEST ACQUISITION IN TNA HISTORY! IT'LL CHANGE THE LANDSCAPE OF THE WRESTLING INDUSTRY FOREVER![/QUOTE]

Haha... I actually noticed an Eric Young resemblance when he had the mask on.

Speaking of... no one knows who wrestles under that mask?
 
[quote name='Matt Young']Haha... I actually noticed an Eric Young resemblance when he had the mask on.

Speaking of... no one knows who wrestles under that mask?[/QUOTE]

Masked SES member should of been Hijo Del Rey Misterio
 
AJ got Helms'd

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[quote name='diddy310']Helms'd[/QUOTE]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Whoever has the jean vest with "Tattoo Artist" on it should be slapped in the face.

EDIT: Man, you just fuckin' RUINED your body, AJ. I say that as someone with plenty of work on my own body and with the intent of getting more. But what you just did was put what should have been a small tattoo located in a discreet part of your body RIGHT DOWN THE SORT-OF SIDE OF YOUR ABDOMEN. And, for your living, unlike myself, you don't wear a shirt.

When will people learn?
 
I'd hope they're his kids birthdates, because if not... yikes. Still ridiculously stupid, but that's about the least stupid thing that could stand for.

I understand tattoos, but I'll never understand ones like that, especially when you're someone who makes a living by not having a shirt on.
 
Never looked at the tags before LOL that's great. Too many limes!
AJ ruined his body simple as that. I have a tattoo for my kids too. its small and on my bicep. Probably the only tat I will ever get too. I hope he follows this up with 2 eagles on his pecks and just goes full blown Rey Mysterio on us.
 
I'm not going to lie, the first thing I thought when i saw that tat wasn't that he ruined his body, it's that "HOLY SHIT, THAT LOOKS fuckIN PAINFUL!!!"
 
[quote name='diddy310']AJ got Helms'd

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Yeeeeeeeeeesh.
 
Someone get rid of that terribly inaccurate "TNA does not suck" tag and replace it with "AJ got Helms'd".
 
Well, it's a good thing that he doesn't have a job that requires him to be shirtless 90% of the time. Then it'd be really embarrassing.
 
I wish I could remember how to find AJ's Amazon account, so I can read his Pokemon Listmania again.

And, man... I can't wait for RVD vs. Jerry Lynn.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']I wonder how long it'll take for AJ to realize what a horrible fucking mistake he just made. That thing is way too big and distracting.[/QUOTE]

As soon as he had that photo taken and looked at it. I can certainly appreciate a father loving his children but that's just horrible. I actually pity him at this point.
 
Where's Chuplayer? He needs to mark out for Lemon's woman.

edit: GODDAMN IT! WWE is going to ruin our fond memories of Goldust vs Sheamus.
 
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