TNA Before the Glory thoughts -
Impact -
Except for Flair-Foley, this sucked a dick. The show opened with Abyss slowly carrying Dixie out to the ring while she said stuff and he told her to smell his power. Then he asked which he preferred - Janice or Bob - GET IT, CUZ THEY'RE HER PARENTS! This went on forever, then Bischoff came out, acted like it was a shoot by telling them to cut the feed. They kept shooting stuff. Then Bischoff and Abyss had a debate. At some point, Dixie demanded that Abyss be fired.

ING FINALLY. The guy nearly murders people and NOW since Abyss...dragged her AND JUST LET HER GO because fat agents said to, now she wants revenge. She tells Eric to fire Abyss, he agrees, then RVD says he wants his chance to get revenge in the most boring way possible, then Dixie tells him to get revenge FOR HER oh and him too. See, she got dragged around by her wrist - that's much worse than being gutted, or branded like that dude that Abyss stripped.
Pope, Sting, and Bischoff cut a promo about nothing making sense. Then they said tons of stuff that made no sense. Sting admitted that this whole deal is because of his issue with Hogan - AN ISSUE THAT BEGAN IN 1996! They showed video of Hogan using a walker and generally looking unbelievably feeble to explain him not being at BFG. Just as well - his match would've maybe been fourth from the top, and Hogan shouldn't be coming back weeks after back surgery for that kind of spot. Still, they killed any aura Hogan had with these videos. It's sad enough when Hogan posts this stuff on TwitVid, but it's another for TNA to do it on global TV.
Flair and Foley pulled out every trick they could think of - crazy bumps, a barb wire board, tacks, and a shitload of blood. Plus, they used Foley's new book, which Flair assaulted him with - leading to Foley selling a hardcover thanks to TNA. Well, that makes one sold. Then Flair hopped up and down on the book - THAT ruled. Oh, and JB called it a falls count anywhere match, and they missed the finish. Taz and Tenay had no idea it happened, then it was shown that Flair GOT UP DURING THE COUNT, but Flair flopped and Earl just kept counting. Then Flair, AFTER A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH, just got up, walked around, cursed at the crowd, and led Fortune to beat up Foley while EV2 came out to run them off. This didn't do a goddamn thing to make me want to see Lethal Lockdown.
EY and OJ were on this, THE BIGGEST IMPACT...since the last big one, for no good reason other than to provide card filler at the PPV. And boy what a way to hype that up - we got one of the worst tag matches on TV all year and WE GET TO SEE IT AGAIN. CALL YOUR CABLE COMPANIES NOW. They built up their winning record on Xplosion by showing them losing. EY has either terrible new real tattoos or fake ones - not exactly sure. The Guns and Gen Me weren't hyped up as wrestling on the PPV, but don't worry - ERIC YOUNG AND ORLANDO JORDAN will be there to showcase TNA's fantastic tag division. EY mentioning PWI's tag rankings was cute - but this was unbearable.
The Shore debuted and

ing sucked. This is the lowest-level knock-off you can get of Jersey Shore. I'd call it a Z-rate copy, but that would insult Zack Ryder, who plays this whole deal perfectly. Oh, and Mickie's going to officiate the four-way match of skanks, hos, and bitches for the knockouts title so she can contend for it and win all the major women's belts. KOs tag belts - buried. They aired a "hype" video for BFG with everyone talking in monotone. Didn't do anything to make me want to see the PPV.
The Before the Glory Bound For Glory $100,000 Gauntlet-Style Battle Royal, beyond having way too many words to describe it, was way too damned busy. Guys would do stuff, they'd cut away three seconds later, and then more guys would do stuff. Abyss got the Diesel push of a billion eliminations. Nash wrestled in this in jeans, a T-shirt, and white and baby blue sneakers. Joe wrestled in a T-shirt as well. DOES ANYONE GIVE A

IN THIS COMPANY? Can't say as I blame anyone for not giving there all though - there's no point in doing so since whatever you sacrifice won't be repaid in anyway by the company. It's a shame Tommy didn't win the battle royal - if he won, he'd definitely be able to feed his family on what TNA's paying him. RVD, who WAS GUTTED LIKE A FISH IN HIS BIG INJURY ANGLE. Came back ON FREE TV. I saw this coming when they first said the match was going to feature everyone on BFG, and especially when he came out earlier tonight in his gear, but this was stupid. Not as stupid as it could have been since they didn't do a whole lot, but still stupid. Angle won the Monopoly money.
Screens -
10-7-10 - The date IT WORKED!
Reaction -
Reaction was something else. Flair's promo was the craziest

ing thing, and ruled. Raven's promo was great. Sabu looked roughly 4,000 years old. Raven looked slightly younger. Foley said ho ho ho, then they exposed a taped portion of the LIVE show by having the tape rewind over a voice over. Mickie got cut off, they mis-spelled her name, they went back and she just rambled on for eons. She's got some dent in the middle of her forehead - never noticed that before, but it's not too shocking since TNA always finds a way to make people look worse with these Reaction-style promos. Kinda surprised that RVD-Abyss wasn't mentioned at all on Reaction. Loved the "HAPPY BIRTHDAY AJ STYLES" sign shown during the Angle-Anderson brawl.
Screens -
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
Quotes -
Flair - WE’RE GETTING IN THE BIGGEST LIMO, FULL OF WOMEN AND BOOZE! AND WE’RE GOING TO DAYTONA. NOBODY BEAT ME. Last man standing isn’t 1-2-3.
Flair - Hundred grand? I’ve spent that going to the restroom!
AJ - It’s not about winning and losing - it’s about making money.
Flair - IF I KISS ANYONE’S ASS, IT’LL BE DIXIE’S!
Flair - WE CAN DANCE ALL NIGHT AND DANCE A LITTLE BIT LONGER. GRAB YOUR DRESS AND THROW IT IN THE CORNER.
Flair - Foley’s going around the country selling a book and no one’s buying. His best-selling and best-wrestling days are long behind him.
Mickie - I’m here to go after the champion - and right now, that’s Madison.
Foley - FORTUNE PEED IN OUR EGGNOG!