Bret - Hello Sacramento! For the past 2 weeks, I’ve been in Calgary training like a lunatic getting ready for Summerslam! Just to see everything fall apart. I’m disappointed - that would be an understatement. One week ago, Edge and Jericho quit Team WWE. But 3 weeks ago, I put my reputation on the line when I went to see my good friend John Cena and I told him that both of those guys understand - they’ll see the big picture. They’ll know that Nexus’s momentum needs to be stopped! Well I guess I was wrong. It’s not too late. I want to ask Jericho and Edge to come down here and face me face-to-face and see if we can put this machine back together again!
Jericho - Well I can’t speak for Edge, but I’m here - dazzle me! Tell me I’m the best in the world at what I do. Blow me away with your…
Bret - SHUT UP! I don’t have time for that crap! Look! This is your chance to be a man - this is the time to step up to the plate and change things! I put my reputation on the line to join the team, so I’m asking you right now, if you don’t join Team WWE, you’re not hurting us - you’re hurting yourselves! It’s obvious that Nexus doesn’t’ want anything to do with, and all the stars that you’ve turned your backs on, they don’t want nothing to do with ya. If Nexus walks out of Summerslam with their hands raised, you’re only hurting yourself. You’ll be an outcast - you’ll have nowhere to go. You’ll be dogs without bones. This is your chance to join Team WWE - DO THE HONORABLE THING! Will you rejoin Team WWE right now or are you gonna let all your fans down!?
Jericho - You’ve said some things that made me think, and my answer is...still no. I had you figured out years ago - you’re a phony and hypocrite, just like all of them. You’re not concerned about beating Nexus - you just want to get the worst beating of your career at the hands of Edge and myself. You’re worried about getting speared and submitting to the Walls. You’re scared. And even worse, you know that you can’t beat Nexus at Summerslam without me, without Edge. You can’t replace us - nobody can replace us, not in this company, not in this business. Once again in WWE, BRET HART IS SCREWED! I made it clear last week that I’m not interested in teaming with Cena, and I’m less interested in teaming with you. All I care about is dismantling the mighty Bret Hart right here. (Edge comes out)
Edge - Chris, what’s the matter with you man? THIS IS BRET THE HITMAN HART! We grew up idolizing him - he is the reason that we got into this business. You trained in his father’s Dungeon and I had Bret’s poster on my wall. I shoveled driveways to save money so I could go to the Maple Leaf Garden and hope that he put the shade son my head. So Bret, I don’t know about Jericho, but you can count me in!
Barrett - It’s not your day, is it Bret?
Cena - We need to see who’s on the team - I’m gonna go talk to the Great Khali!
Lawler - It’s almost like the Nexus Is predicting every move of Cena and Bret before they make it.
Miz - I don’t care if it’s Sheamus or Randy Orton that hold the title after Sunday - WHEN I’M READY TO CASH IN MY CONTRACT, I WILL BECOME WWE CHAMPION. BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ AND I’M AWESOME!
Josh - Khali, I understand that your brother isn’t here to translate for you, but is your allegiance to Team WWE or the Nexus?
Khali - DUBYA DUBYA E!
Josh - It’s great that the WWE has you on your team.
Khali - Stuff.
Josh - Can you tell us in English? BARRETT AND ME, TONIGHT!
Cole - As a result of Melina’s victory, Alicia will now defend the Diva’s title against Melina AT SUMMERSLAM!
Morrison - We need two new partners.
Henry - Two? You only need one! My match is my addition!
Sheamus - After Raw last week, the WWE Universe was convinced that I was scared to get in the ring with Orton - I was scared…OF WHAT I MIGHT DO TO HIM! Normally when a fella talks like this, he’s talking out his arse, but not me. I hurt people, and I’ve been doing it since I stepped foot in da WWE. And dat’s why I’m da WWE CHAMPION! If dere is anyone that thinks that Orton’s gonna take me championship away, I advise you to watch the following very closely. So how many of ya think I’m afraid of Orton now?! THAT FOOTAGE SHOWS THAT I’M AFRAID OF NOBODY IN THE WWE. I’VE ENDED CAREERS, but now, I’d like to call out Orton so I can tell him face-to-face…(Orton comes out)
Randy, I’m surprised you accepted my invitation.
Orton - I have something to say to you. Now I believe that you are capable of hurting people, but if you’re gonna say that you were afraid of getting in the ring because you were afraid of what you’d do to me - YOU’RE FULL OF IT! You want to be taken seriously… YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNIY AND YOU BLEW IT, JUST LIKE YOU’RE GONNA DO AT SUMMERSLAM! You can show all the footage you want to, but the fact remains - you have never beaten me and you never will.
Sheamus - YOU’RE WRONG! WRONG WRONG! Funny thing is, Cena and HHH looked me in the eye…
Orton - I’M NOT HHH AND I’M CERTAINLY NOT JOHN CENA!
Sheamus - And yer not da WWE Champion either. I am. And I will be after Summerslam. Just like Cena, you’ll go back to the end of the line - you’ll never got another title shot as long as I’m champion.
Orton - I am gonna beat you. You hear what I’m saying? Now…you have never beaten me. And you’re not gonna beat me on Sunday, but If you wanna redeem yourself for what YOU DIDN’T DO last week, JUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. (e-mail boops)
Cole - I HAVE RECEIVED AN E-MAIL! AND I QUOTE. Sheamus, your title matches have been marred with interference. If ANYONE interferes in the WWE Championship match at Summerslam, they’ll be suspended! If Orton loses at Summerslam, there will be no rematch and he will go to the end of the line.
However. I also agree with Orton - if Sheamus is not scared, then I encourage him to do something about it right now!
King - McGillcutty should talk to me about his name.
Cole - Know what his fans are called? The McGillibuddies!
(after he kills the rookies)Sheamus - That was a message to the GM, and all of you, AND ESPECIALLY RANDY ORTON. I GUARANTEE YA THAT THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, I’LL STILL BE YER WWE CHAMPION! OOORRRTOOONNNNN!
(after a dropkick)Cole - MORRISON KICKS IT UP A NOTCH!
Cole - I’m still trying to figure out the rules of this triple threat divas tag match. I guess it doesn’t matter. Why aren’t they wearing shoes?
King - If Lady Godiva rode by you’d notice the horse!
Cole - Or Lady Gaga. That’s’ a slightly more contemporary reference.
Barrett - I have JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT THE GREAT KHALI-WADE BARRETT MATCHUP HAS BEEN CANCELLED. This Sunday, a new chapter in WWE history will be written by the Nexus. The balance of power is about to shift dramatically and permanently because we will defeat Team WWE and when we do, we will achieve anyone here can ever imagine!
Skip - RAW HAS BECOME OUR SHOW! Bret Hart will join Steamboat and McMan as are victims and like him and the Dragon, you’ll never see the Hitman again. Morrison, Truth, and Cena, we’re not gonna damage you physically - we’re gonna break you mentally to the point hwere you never recover!
Otunga - If anyone in the locker room is considering joining Team WWE, think about what we did to the Hart Dynasty. What we did to the World’s Strongest Man. What we did to the Great Khali. Think about whether you want to be next. Because you’re either Nexus or you’re against us.
Miz - Cena, Bret, your team’s in trouble. Two quit, two got ambushed, and one got Nancy Kerrigan’d. I figure you’d look for me - THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION.
Bret - What’s your point?
Miz - I wanna hear that you need me to save Raw.
Bret - You in or out.
Miz - Both of you.
Cena - In or out?
Miz - Wow. JOHN CENA ASKING ME FOR HELP. Times have changed in one year. Am I in or out? I’ll let you know Sunday.