TNA Impact 8-12-10 - Whole F’N Show
Tenay - IT’S AN IMAPCT LIKE NONE YOU’VE SEEN BEFORE! HULK HOGAN HAS A SPECIAL SURPRISE!
Taz - AJ’s got some new ink on his side - his initials and the birthdates of his kids. Pretty cool.
Tenay - THREE HOURS OF TNA WRESTLING EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT!
Taz - AJ Styles - the best in the game.
(after the Pele)Crowd - OLE, OLE OLE OLE, OLE OLE OLE OLE!
(AJ’s cover after the Pele)Taz - One more and Angle would’ve been doneski!
Taz - MOONSAULT BODYBLOCK FROM ANGLE!
Taz - AJ’s the TV champ - he’s gotta defend that thing each week on TV.
(as Angelina comes out)Taz - I’ve always loved turquoise.
Tenay - She wears it well.
Taz - Wow wow!
Tenay - Waiting for the Pigeons to be let loose.
Taz - It’s coming!
Taz - Madison’s been a fighting champion.
Tenay - Depends on the reign - the previous one or the new one.
Taz - Well, the previous one.
Tenay - Kinda bled into this one.
Taz - Don’t let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Taz - How do you become a second rope? Is there like a resume I can send in?
Taz - I envy Andrew Thomas, and I never do, because he’s in the middle of these two.
Taz - Who is this mystery woman?
Crowd - TARA! TARA!
Taz - That giant helmet just perplexes me.
Tenay - It’s really hard to pay attention to the in-ring action and the stuff outside.
Anderson - Good evening, assholes! And gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen, I hail from Green Bay, WISCONSIN AND I MIGHT BE PICKING UP SOME FREE CHEDDAR ON THE WAY TO THE RING. MIISTER…..
Crowd - ANDERSON!
Anderson - You can do better than that.
Anderson MISSTTTTEERR…. ANNNDDERRRRSOOOONNNNN!
Crowd - ANDERSON!
Tenay - Jeff Hardy knew he needed to be part of this ONCE IN A LIFETIME IMPACT, so he made an open challenge.
Moore - Hey Jeff. Jeff, ya looked shocked. Ya know what - I couldn’t think of a better night for me to come out and prove that I can stand on the same pedestal one of the best in the world - Jeff Hardy. No matter what happens, we’re leaving here brothers.
Tenay - I SAW THESE TWO GUYS ARRIVE AT IMAPCT TODAY! IN THE SAME CAR!
Taz - This is a match between two friends. Friendlings. They’re like brothers. Siblings.
Tenay - Thanks.
Tenay - He outquicked Jeff Hardy.
Taz - That’s a Taz-ism.
Tenay - Where do you think I got it from?
Tenay - If you’re scoring this on points like I know that you do.
Taz - Oh definitely…
Tenay - You’d have to give it to Shannon Moore.
Tenay - This is the best series of tag team matches I’ve ever seen, and it is PERHAPS THE BEST SERIES OF MATCHES SINGLES OR TAGS EVER!
Tenay - WHAT A WHOLE F’N SHOW THIS HAS BEEN, AND IT PROMISES EVEN MORE SURPRISES WITH HULK HOGAN’S BIG SURPRISE.
Crowd - THIS IS WRESTLING! THIS IS WRESTLING!
Crowd - MATCH OF THE YEAR! MATCH OF THE YEAR!
(after the neck breaker/body block combo)Taz - SABIN’S SHOCKED AND SO AM I - I THOUGHT HE HAD IT!
Taz - Which match between these guys was match of the year?
Tenay - THAT WAS THE BEST DAMNED SERIES IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING!
Taz - Imagine what it’s like to get hit by Janice? All those nails with the power of Abyss!
Crowd - EC-DUB! EC-DUB!
Tenay - TACKS, GLASS, AND NOW THE BARB-WIRE BOARD!
Taz - Everything’s gone the opposite way it should’ve for Abyss.
(after RVD catches his foot on the ropes)Crowd - OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Tenay - VAN TERMINATOR!
Tenay - THE WHOLE F’N SHOW HAS BEEN REAL F’N GREAT!
(as Hogan comes out)Taz - Speak of the devil…
Hogan - I think everybody in TNA World knows why this guy is our leader! HOW BOUT IT GUYS!? RVD, I’ve been around the block a couple times, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN A CHAMPION - YOU’RE THE HOOD ORNAMENT OF TNA AND YOU’RE TAKING THIS COMPANY ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP! I HAD GOOSEBUMPS WHEN I SAW OUR CHAMP AGAINST SABU - THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THIS BUSINESS! HARDCORE JUSTICE MADE THE TNA WORLD RAISE THE BAR! I have to thank Dixie for taking me somewhere I’ve never been before! WHEN I SAW RVD IN THE RING WITH ALL THOSE GREAT ATHLETES OF EV2 WHEN I SAW THE DREAMER TURN IT ON AND RHINO GORE THE WORLD AND SABU DO HIS THING! THAT MOTLEY CREW TAUGHT ME WHAT HARDCORE WAS! THEY GAVE US A SHOT IN THE ARM THAT TNA NEEDED TO TAKE US TO ANOTHER LEVEL. DIXIE CARTER, OUR NUMBER 1 LADY, INVITED YOUR FRIENDS HERE TONIGHT. They watched your title match - and I’d like to give this ring to EV2! Tenay - HOGAN GIVES EV2 ONE MORE LAST CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE!
Hogan - When I came to TNA, I was looking for the higher ground. We can go somewhere where even Hogan’s never been - and EV2 WITH TOMMY DREAMER TOOK US TO THAT PLACE! I BOW DOWN TO EV2 AND GIVE YOU GUYS MY RING WITH NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!
Dreamer - As the Hulkster said, Sunday, we raised the bar and tonight, Beer Money-Machine Guns, RVD, Abyss - YOU SHOWED US WHAT WE TRIED TO PROVE SUNDAY CUZ THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED EVEN MORE. When I came up with this master plan, it was keep this rolling - Dixie, we couldn’t have done this without you!
Crowd - THANK YOU, DIXIE! THANK YOU, DIXIE!
Dreamer - WE FOUGHT ONE LAST TIME TOGETHER. YOU’RE MY BROTHERS, MY FAMILY - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SHOW YOU PUT ON! AND FOR SUNDAY NIGHT, HARDCORE JUSTICE, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I THIANK YOU GUYS. SERIOUSLY I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Tenay - The lights go out…
Taz - OH SHIT, THAT’S FORTUNE!
(as the heroic EV2 guys get beaten down by Fortune)Crowd - THIS IS AWESOME!
Tenay - FOR AN UPDATE ON RVD…Stay tuned to Reaction!
TNA Reaction 8-12-10
(minutes after Tenay says "They" is Fortune)Announcer Dude - WHO IS THEY!?
Simon - SONYA, IT’S SIMON DIAMOND - WE’RE TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!
AJ - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A RAT-INFESTED BINGO HALL!? IT’S TNA!
Kaz - Why does Dixie keep bringing in guys from other companies? WE’RE THE WORKHORSES! WE MADE TNA! What they did 10-20 years ago means NOTHING in 2010! Those guys are gonna be working Indy dates while we’re flying on Flairforce One!
Love - When like, the storylines are based on reality, they’re like the best.
Velvet - MADISON, AFTER MONTHS OF BEING A BITCH, GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED!
Dreamer - WE SINGLE-HANDEDLY CHANGED THIS BUSINESS!
Devon - THE WORST THING YOU GUYS COULDA DONE WAS LET US KEEP BREATHING AND THAT’S WHAT YOU DID! NOW, YOU’VE GOT SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT! TESTIFY!
Angle - I think EV2 has bumped the ratings and probably did one of the highest buyrates in TNA history. Is that good in a long-run? No.