Anderson - HEY, GIVE THIS MAN A MIC TOO CUZ WE’RE GONNA HAVE A DISCUSSION! TELL ME AND ALL THESE ASSHOLES HERE, RIGHT NOW, WHY IT WAS THAT YOU WERE THE ONE THAT RANG THE BELL LAST WEEK! WHICH BASICALLY, IN ESSENCE, SAYS YOU GAVE THE MATCH TO RVD!
Earl - Now…
Anderson - YOU SHUT UP!
Earl - THIS SHIRT STANDS FOR AUTHORITY AND RESPECT AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT TO ME!
Anderson - What if I push ya?
Earl - Don’t you ever put your damn hands on me again - if you do, I’ll supsend your ass for 90 days - minimum! THE REASON YOU GOT DQED WAS I DIDN’T LIKE IT - TOUGH SHIT! AUTHORITY AND RESPECT! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIM!
Anderson - SO!? HE PROVOKED ME!
Earl - THAT’S WHAT YOU GOT DQED! YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Anderson - YOU’RE PROVOKING ME! AND I’LL PROMISE YOU ON MY FATHER’S GRAVE THAT I’LL DO SOMETHING I WILL ENJOY, BUT YOU WILL REGRET!
Earl - THE DECISION STANDS, ASSHOLE!
Anderson - AWW, DADDY’S LITTLE BOY COMING TO SAVE THE DAY! YOU GONNA SCREW ME LIKE YOUR DADDY DID? EVERYONE KNOWS HE’S IN THE BUSINESS OF SCREWING PEOPLE!
Sting - EARL, BRIAN - VACATE THE RING! YOU WANNA PICK ON EARL AND BRIAN!? PICK ON ME!
Anderson - Want me to pick on you?
Sting - YEAH!
Anderson - THIS AIN’T STINGER COUNTRY, IT’S ASSHOLE COUNTRY! YOU STEP UP TO ME, YOU STEP UP TO THEM!
Sting - NOPE, I’m here to disrespect you!
RVD - Ladies, please, you’re both pretty. Anderson, if you really. Believe that you can beat me, and that this decision. Prevented you from proving that. Then I don’t want this victory. You’re back in. Earl, get Kenny in on the action and make the Lockdown match a 3-way.
Earl - I don’t have the power to do that….(Immortal comes out)
Hogan - I LOVE IT NOW THAT’S THE RVD I BROUGHT TO TNA BROTHER! ALWAYS RAISING THE BAR - CONSIDER IT DONE AND MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!
Bischoff - I got another one of those PHENOMENAL IDEAS. We got THE NETWORK calling us - THEY WANT RATINGS! Sting, RVD, and Mr. Anderson…we got Lockdown…WE NEED RATINGS, so tonight, we’ve got Sting, RVD, and Anderson facing Flair’s team of ABYSS, MATT HARDY, AND BUBBA. And get this…wait for it…WAIT FOR IT…INSIDE A STEEL CAGE! NOW THAT’S RATINGS!
Tenay - THAT IS RATINGS!
Jason Hervey - Ken…
Anderson - WHAT!? NO COMMENT. CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT COMING OUT OF ME!? NO COMMENT. JASON, I SAID NO COMMENT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! GET OUT OF MY FACE! NOW!
RVD - Yes I do have my hands full tonight. That’s why it’s a good thing RVD knows how to keep things in balance. It’s not especially difficult. It’s perfect. I get to take care of all my opponents at one time and maybe some of my partners.
Sting - BEFORE THIS NIGHT’S OVER, I’M GONNA GET MY APOLOGY!
Moore - Know why I disrespected Steiner? CUZ HE HAS THAT STUPID HEADDRESS ON. YOU’RE NOT HIP! I AM - AND I AM THE NEW GENERATION! Know why I disrespected him? CUZ I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIM!
Steiner - You call that disrespect? My definition is different - take his girl and knock her all night. Or go in a bar and beat him up like a bitch. IT AIN’T GONNA BE A MATCH. IT’S GONNA BE A BEATDOWN! YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Bully - AJ BEING PUT IN A HOSPITAL! THAT WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT!? Whadya wanna know? I talk when I wanna talk. AJ’S IN THE HOSPITAL CUZ I POWERBOMBED HIM OFF THE STAGE TO THE FLOOR. I PROVED MYSELF TO HOGAN AND BISCHOFF AND I’M THE BADDEST BMF IN THE COMPANY! I DO WHAT I CAN BECAUSE I CAN! THIS CHIP ON THIS SHOULDER IS THIS BIG! HOGAN ASKED ME TO BORROW IT. YOU BETTER UP YOUR INTENSITY WHEN YOU’RE AROUND ME CUZ I’LL BEAT YOUR ASS ANYHWERE . BRING IT ANYTIME!
Jarrett - Hulk, there’s no way you’d want a member of Immortal to step in a cage with Angle!
Hogan - It’s supposed to be A,B, AND C, AND IT’S NOT!
Karen - AND NOW YOU’LL BE IN A CAGE WITH HIM!
Hogan - That Rob Terry thing we talked about, I can make it happen.
Karen - What Rob Terry thing?
Hogan - Smarten her up.
EY - Everyone knows Lockdown’s coming up, and we’re gonna be part of a huge 4-way tag match. We don’t know who our partners will be. Might be Demolition.
Taz - DEMOLITION!? What about the Sheepherders?
OJ - It’s not LOD.
Taz - I thought OJ wore the shirt before.
EY - We share everything. All the great teams do. LOD - one pair of shoulder pads.
EY - Taz, you’re a journalist - could it be the Beverly Brothers.
Taz - Could be. OR THE DESTRUCTION CREW. Or the Texas Hungmen - PSYCHO AND KILLER.
OJ - How did Steiner get his nickname?
Taz - He gets his swell on. Don’t go anywhere with that.
Taz - He’s got the chain mail. OJ, you’re familiar with chains, aren’t you?
OJ - Yeah.
OJ - Look at those pushups - up and down.
Taz - You get that shirt at a flea market?
EY - Yeah. Got a guy who makes ‘em.
(during the top rope rana)Taz - Orlando, how would you counter that?
Taz - LOOK AT THOSE FREAKIN SHOES! You ever wear those, Mike?
Tenay - IS THAT MAGNUS AND WILLIAMS!?
Taz - Well, it’s not THE BEVERLY BROTHERS. Or Demolition.
Tenay - THEY’RE WEARING LOCKDOWN SHIRTS - COULD THEY BE THE FOURTH TEAM AT LOCKDOWN!?
(to poster of self)Anderson - Sting wants an apology.
Poster - Tell Sting he can go

himself.
Anderson - Hey, this is a family show!
Karen - WHAT IF THEIR PLAN DOESN’T WORK!?
Jarrett - You always want to worry about the smallest of details - WHY DID THEY PUT ANDERSON ON THE POSTER FOR LOCKDOWN!? Leave it to the professionals. You’re worried about the minutia.
Karen - YOU AND THOSE FRIGGIN WORDS!
Jeremy - Max, I’m tired of you pushing me around!
Tenay - Jeremy Buck is tired of his older brother pushing him around.
Taz - Jeremy’s letting him in… Sometimes ya gotta be kind to your brotherhood man. Or something.
Roode - Is he here?
Kaz - Yeah.
Storm - Text him and tell him to bring more beer.
Winter - Did you drink your drink? It’ll calm your nerves…Velvet put this on herself. SHE COST US OUR TITLES OUT OF JEALOUSY. SHE WANTS TO CONTROL YOU. I couldn’t let that happen. Sorry, I couldn’t. It’s nothing personal. I’m just trying to protect you.
Taz - THE COOP IS WARMING UP!
Taz - Hydraulic rear buttocks.
Taz - The fact that two girls are fighting over two girls is just hot on many levels.
Taz - Winter’s got the Leilani Kei type of old school gear. Still hot. Wouldn’t wanna be locked in a room with her though.
Taz - Winter’s eerie, freaky, but still sexy.
Taz - Angelina’s not even blinking. How could something so hot be so cold?
Anderson - STING! STING! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE! Do you want me to apologize to you? All right. I’m gonna do something. I’m normally an asshole. But I’ll do something I thought I’d never do… (slaps him)
Taz - This isn’t a match - it’s an impromptu fight.
Taz - RVD’s not helping Anderson…and I don’t blame him.
Tenay - IMMORTAL TOSSES STING BACK IN WITH ANDERSON AND WOULDN’T YOU KNOW IT, THEY GO AT IT AGAIN!
Flair - Why even have a cage match? THEY WERE DOMINANT! Who cares about RVD? Who is he? In your eyes, he’s somebody, IN MINE, HE’S NOTHING.
Matt - WE’RE GONNA KILL THEM!
Flair - IF I WAS LOCKED IN THE CAGE WITH THESE GUYS, I’D BE SCARED, AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT!
Abyss - THAT WAS IMMORTAL SHAKING THEIR WEIGHT!
Flair - WOO WOOO WOO!
Velvet - WINTER IS A CRAZY, OUT THERE, PSYCHO BITCH! IF YOU WILL! (Anderson’s theme plays from the prior segment) I THINK ANGELINA IS DRUGGED. DID YOU SEE HER EYES!?
Angle - JARRETT! YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE! I’M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE, I’M NOT WAITING UNTIL LOCKDOWN!
Tenay - THE MUSIC OF JEFF JARRETT!?
Taz - Angle’s taking his eyes off a very large ball in the form of Rob Terry.
Hogan - This is gonna be some of yer best work!
Bischoff - I agree. I LOVE CHAOS!
JB - Abyss, Bully Ray and Matt Hardy ARE IMMORTAL!
Anderson - FROM GREEN… (Sting attacks him)
Hogan - YOU. GET YOUR REAR END IN THE CAGE. HEY, ASSHOLE! GET IN THE CAGE!
Taz - Don’t be confused - Sting isn’t in Immortal, he’s just beating up Anderson.
Flair - YOU GOT A PROBLEM!? I’LL SLAP THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!
Tenay - BULLY RAY HITS THE BUBBA BOMB AND IMMORTAL WINS THE CAGE MATCH!
Flair - WHO IS THAT PISSANT!? WHO IS THAT PERSON!? JESUS CHRIST! I’M A GODDAMN WRESTLING GOD AND I DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS!? HE WEIGHS 140 POUNDS! JESUS! THE KEY THING IS STING, FORGET ABOUT THAT PUNK. DID YOU SEE FORTUNE AND RVD!?
Matt - WE WHIPPED THEIR ASS!
Bully - DID YOU SEE HOW MUCH BLOOD CAME OUTTA KAZ’S HEAD!?
Flair - THEY WON’T MAKE IT TO LOCKDOWN! THEY’LL GO HOME AND SAY WHY DID I SCREW UP WITH FLAIR ANYMORE! MOTHERS, HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!
Matt - THEY WILL FALL ONE BY ONE BY ONE BY ONE!
Bully -D aniels, returning to TNA - good idea. Against us - BAD F’N IDEA!
Daniels - DID YOU THINK I WAS GONNA LET YOU BRAG ABOUT PUTTING MY FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL!? THE NEXT TIME THERE’S BLOOD ON MY HANDS, IT’LL BE BULLY’S!
Kaz - AJ IS IRREPLACEABLE, BUT MY BOY’S ALWAYS GOT MY BACK - I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON DANIELS! I’m just getting friggin warmed up for Lockdown!
Roode - FLAIR, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Storm - Our backs are against a wall - AND WE’RE THE ONES WHO ARE DANGEROUS. WE’RE GONNA FINISH THEIR

ING CAREERS BECAUSE WE ARE TNA!
Daniels - THIS ISN’T JUST BLOOD - IT’S WHAT TNA WAS BUILT ON!
Anderson - I’VE BEEN GETTING SCREWED ROYALLY EVERY WEEK! (RVD beats him up)
RVD - Thanks for tonight, Ken.
Anderson - I’m gonna

ing kill him. AAAAAAHHHH! MOTHER

ER!
GET THE

OUT!