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One thing I hate, one thing I love:

Hate: Candice Michelle. From the little video, your Playboy shoot looks nasty. You're wearing too much makeup, you look fake as hell, your voice is nasty. You can't dance at all, you're good looking but not all that sexy, and that little twirl is stupid. I'm sick of WWE pimping you out and the fact that you are a "cover girl". You don't deserve a WWE Women's shot, but knowing WWE you'll get the fucking belt.

Love: The whole Vince Mcmahon vs Shawn Michaels... I don't know why, I just love seeing Shawn get fucked over every week. The whole "drugging the water and then Vince comes out and pins you after the match" was hilarious, at least to me.

Oh, I loved this part too:

Candice Michelle: "I'm a way hotter diva then Stacy Keibler"

Coach: "Who??"

Low blow by the WWE there.

EDIT: Wow, they called Eugene a retard a few times... that seems kind of messed up. We know he's slow, but I don't think WWE would come right out and make fun of it like that.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']One thing I hate, one thing I love:

Hate: Candice Michelle. From the little video, your Playboy shoot looks nasty. You're wearing too much makeup, you look fake as hell, your voice is nasty. You can't dance at all, you're good looking but not all that sexy, and that little twirl is stupid. I'm sick of WWE pimping you out and the fact that you are a "cover girl". You don't deserve a WWE Women's shot, but knowing WWE you'll get the fucking belt.

Love: The whole Vince Mcmahon vs Shawn Michaels... I don't know why, I just love seeing Shawn get fucked over every week. The whole "drugging the water and then Vince comes out and pins you after the match" was hilarious, at least to me.

Oh, I loved this part too:

Candice Michelle: "I'm a way hotter diva then Stacy Keibler"

Coach: "Who??"

Low blow by the WWE there.[/quote]

And that is why I am watching Rollergirls. WWE fucks with people too much. I hope Stacy's post-WWE career really takes off.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I don't think so, but that's pretty damn funny.

Not as funny as those poor creatures who say that Playboy is "classy." It's as classy as a t-bone at Ponderosa.[/quote]

True. Sizzler, however...
 
anyone else notice how they have been using the WWF graphics tonight for WM rewind?

I wonder if this means there was a deal with the wildlife fund and if this means that the DVD's won't be as altered in the future
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']anyone else notice how they have been using the WWF graphics tonight for WM rewind?

I wonder if this means there was a deal with the wildlife fund and if this means that the DVD's won't be as altered in the future[/quote]


i noticed it too.
 
They're allowed to use the old WWF logo, just not the 'scratch' Attitude logo, for some reason unknown to all but the most estute of lawyers. If you noticed, in the Wrestlemania rewind, they called Hogan's belt the WWE title.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']And that is why I am watching Rollergirls. WWE fucks with people too much. I hope Stacy's post-WWE career really takes off.[/QUOTE]

You're not missing much...

I have the television on, but not watching it. It's John Cena Vs Big Show... I thought to myself "Well, Triple H will do something to fuck it up".

Sure enough, before they cut to commercial, I hear "Hey, what is Triple H doing out here, with a sledgehammer?!?!"

That Stacy Keibler comment still kind of rubs me a wrong way, espically since she's still on the roster, but not on television. Candace also congratulates her by making some smart ass comment about how she only got third.
 
I have a lot of respect for Stacy not doing Playboy. Don't get me wrong, I'd have no problem seeing her pose nude one day, but not to make WWE money. She should do it because she wants to, not because of Vince. With the exposure she got from dancing she'll probably keep covered. Can't say I blame her.
 
[quote name='Genocidal']They're allowed to use the old WWF logo, just not the 'scratch' Attitude logo, for some reason unknown to all but the most estute of lawyers. If you noticed, in the Wrestlemania rewind, they called Hogan's belt the WWE title.[/QUOTE]

I'm assuming at some point during the Attitude era they were suppose to change their name due to the agreement they made with those panda loving tree huggers. Either that or the WWE made a deal with the enviromental WWF to at least let them still use the pre-Attitude logos.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']I'm assuming at some point during the Attitude era they were suppose to change their name due to the agreement they made with those panda loving tree huggers. Either that or the WWE made a deal with the enviromental WWF to at least let them still use the pre-Attitude logos.[/QUOTE]

Or, by golly, the court is full of dipshits and made a contingent and absurdly peculair ruling.

What's really strange is that, I believe, this court case went down in Englad, so I doubt it's truly enforcable in the states. If you purchase or otherwise acquire the WWE "Tagged Classics" DVDs from Silver Vision (their European distributors), you'll find the same great DVD-quality footage of a WWE release, but without any of the censoring bullshit. No changed themes, no blurring on screen, and people even say "Dubya Dubya Eff" as much as they want. It's fucking great.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']Or, by golly, the court is full of dipshits and made a contingent and absurdly peculair ruling.

What's really strange is that, I believe, this court case went down in Englad, so I doubt it's truly enforcable in the states. If you purchase or otherwise acquire the WWE "Tagged Classics" DVDs from Silver Vision (their European distributors), you'll find the same great DVD-quality footage of a WWE release, but without any of the censoring bullshit. No changed themes, no blurring on screen, and people even say "Dubya Dubya Eff" as much as they want. It's fucking great.[/QUOTE]

Thanks myke. My memory on that whole situation is very blurry at best so you'll have to excuse my ignorance on the subject. I might have to pick up some of those "Tagged Classics" eventually thanks for the heads up on em. :D

EDIT: Myke is there any place outside of eBay that you can recommend for finding the "Tagged Classics" that might be a little cheaper? At the going rate it would take for me to get just WM1-5 I could get the WM Anthology Volume 1 set at Wallyworld for a bit less.
 
I can't believe it's come to the point where I'm even thinking about the probability of this happening, but..

What are the chances that they have Orton say or do something during Eddie Guerrero's induction into the HOF?
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']EDIT: Myke is there any place outside of eBay that you can recommend for finding the "Tagged Classics" that might be a little cheaper? At the going rate it would take for me to get just WM1-5 I could get the WM Anthology Volume 1 set at Wallyworld for a bit less.[/QUOTE]

http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=165781&p=57&g=72&pa=sr
http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=169913&p=57&g=72&pa=sr
http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=611577&p=57&g=72&pa=sr
http://www.play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=718469&p=57&g=72&pa=sr

£14.99 delivered is around $17 or $18, dunno if they ship to the US. If it's a problem, find someone here or on the net that will let you deliver it to them then have them ship it to the US.
 
[quote name='2Fast']I can't believe it's come to the point where I'm even thinking about the probability of this happening, but..

What are the chances that they have Orton say or do something during Eddie Guerrero's induction into the HOF?[/QUOTE]

My guess is 0.

They haven't done angles before at the HoF ceremony and I doubt they are going to start now.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Now come on folks..... let's not give Vince McMahon any ideas. mmmmmK? ;)[/quote]

Maybe I am Vince McMahon? or maybe, I am just out of my mind tired.
 
[quote name='O.D.D']They haven't done angles before at the HoF ceremony and I doubt they are going to start now.[/QUOTE]

Maybe not the HoF, but they've done stuff at the Slammy awards.. so.. who knows
 
[quote name='2Fast']Maybe I am Vince McMahon? or maybe, I am just out of my mind tired.[/QUOTE]

Well if you are Vince McMahon then I say you suck. But the likelyhood of that is 0.0000000000000000000000001%...




... which is flat out better than an outright 0%. :lol:
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Well if you are Vince McMahon then I say you suck. But the likelyhood of that is 0.0000000000000000000000001%...




... which is flat out better than an outright 0%. :lol:[/quote]

YOUR"REE FIREEED!!
 
[quote name='2Fast']YOUR"REE FIREEED!![/QUOTE]

Only myke, Zenith, and Saucy Jack are allowed to fire people around here.... therefore only 2 of the 3 mentioned are eligable to fire my ass off of CAG.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']Only myke, Zenith, and Saucy Jack are allowed to fire people around here.... therefore only 2 of the 3 mentioned are eligable to fire my ass off of CAG.[/quote]

Well then let me at least leave you with this piece of wisdom:

"Life sucks, and then you die!"
 
[quote name='Scorch']Maybe not the HoF, but they've done stuff at the Slammy awards.. so.. who knows[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but who gives a shit about the Slammys? :lol:
 
[quote name='2Fast']Well then let me at least leave you with this piece of wisdom:

"Life sucks, and then you die!"[/QUOTE]

You just only NOW figured that out?
 
Here was my RAW experience last night...

After 2 hours of 24, I flip over to RAW and watch.... Shane AND Vince jobbing and pinning a dugged (???) Shawn Michaels.... I quickly turned it off and started playing Forza on my xbox...

THANKS VINCE! :roll:
 
[quote name='Puffa469']Here was my RAW experience last night...

After 2 hours of 24, I flip over to RAW and watch.... Shane AND Vince jobbing and pinning a dugged (???) Shawn Michaels.... I quickly turned it off and started playing Forza on my xbox...

THANKS VINCE! :roll:[/quote]

I still enjoy wrestling but last weeks ass-kissing segment was the last straw for me for RAW. At least I got to watch Rollergirls last night. It was pretty decent IMO. Lots of potty-mouthed ladies. I was surprised the s-bombs went uncensored.

At least TNA is a nice alternative for me. We also have a local fed called the AIWF on TV where I live. It's very low budget, but at least it is different.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']I still enjoy wrestling but last weeks ass-kissing segment was the last straw for me for RAW. At least I got to watch Rollergirls last night. It was pretty decent IMO. Lots of potty-mouthed ladies. I was surprised the s-bombs went uncensored.[/QUOTE]

:rofl: Glad you liked it. The bout, IMO, was the single fiercest one of the season so far. I could only imagine what it was like seeing all the Sister Mary Jane drama if you hadn't been watching the show.

I got me a TXRD ballcap the other week, and preordered the DVD set through A&E. I think, however, I'll give the "Fight Like a Girl" pink/black rubberband bracelet to my wife.

Oh, yes, Raw was on last night. Huh. Funny, that.
 
I thought they were going to push RVD after his return, but was he even on the show last night? I could have missed it while switching between RAW and 24, but if I did it must have been a really short match.
 
He was on Unlimited when Teddy Long announced that the MITB (which RVD is in, I might add... seems like a decent push to me) would have both Raw and SD stars, and that the qualifying matches would begin tonight err... Friday.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']RVD worked a dark match against Chuck Palumbo.[/QUOTE]

WOW! They're giving him a HUGE push!
 
Hmm. I just read that "Cyber Sunday," the new "Taboo Tuesday," will be at Cincinnati's US Bank Arena this November. Since I live within 15 minutes, walking, of that building, I wonder if I should go.
 
Unless the plan is for RVD to win the match at WM(and have a title shot at some point after that), he should really consider going to TNA when his contract is up. Being mired in the mid-card is not where he deserves to be at this point in his career.
 
[quote name='neocisco']The return of Custom Chucky P![/QUOTE]

Dude, that's so obscure I doubt even Chuck Palumbo remembers.

Onikage, I think the only person unaware of the dire need for RVD to go to TNA is RVD himself. He's the one who is perpetually dumb enough to sign for a company that puts him in a dark match 8 weeks into a return after 18 months rehabbing.

Could you imagine Triple H fighting Nedward "The Librarian" Niedermeyer (or some such similarly awful named "enhancement talent") in a dark match?

Seriously, though, if you're the kind of wrestler that WWE is willing to PUT into dark matches, your days are numbered or you're simply a fucking bag of hammers.
 
I think he does know that his days are numbered in WWE. I remember someone posted an interview not too long ago where he said that he kept hitting the glass ceiling and WWE did not seem like they were going to remove it, or something akin to that.
 
[quote name='GuilewasNK']RVD is the kind of guy that TNA should one day hope to sign. They should forget Big Droppa Dump.[/QUOTE]

"Hope to sign"..... reality is that TNA would sign him the very second they could since...

A) RVD is talented.
B) RVD gets crowd reaction.
C) RVD moves merchandise ala Jeff Hardy yet RVD shows up on time.
D) RVD is the Whole fuckin Show! :D
E) Read A-D over and over again until you get my point.

I rest my case... and believe me, if RVD were to go to TNA...... well I can't even imagine how much I'll be marking out. :D :D :D
 
[quote name='mykevermin']RVD worked a dark match against Chuck Palumbo.[/QUOTE]


whoa chuck palombo wrestled in a dark match? was he signed again or somthing?
 
[quote name='guyver2077']whoa chuck palombo wrestled in a dark match? was he signed again or somthing?[/quote]

Not long after this year's Tribute to the Troops, as his brother is something of a hero over there for one reason or another. They had his brother on the tribute show, but I can't remember what exactly he did.
 
[quote name='PhrostByte']Where? Torrent link please :bouncy:[/QUOTE]

i forgot the name of the promotion.. i have the match somewhere on another hard drive...
 
[quote name='guyver2077']wtf.. did orton attack chavo 2 weeks ago on raw???[/QUOTE]

Yea... they kind of forgot all about it. Chavo attacked Orton on SD, Orton attacked Chavo on RAW, then the angle got dropped.

Just saw a commercial for RAW... next week it features country singer Cowboy Troy! Wow, I'm almost seeing flashbacks of WCW here... maybe Cowboy Troy will get the belt.
 
For those who missed TNA Impact this last week.....

jamesstorm.jpg


... that shot right there completely sold the Sting video. :lol:
 
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